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The Lunchroom Diaries
Chapter 1: The End of the World
Edward and I made our way to our usual lunch table and took our seats. The cafeteria was unusually noisy today, but I blamed it on the random changes in the weather. Within the past 24 hours, it had been snowing, sleeting, hailing, and raining. The bizarre weather patterns left everyone with wide-eyes and curiosity at what was to come next. Behind me I could hear predictions of tornadoes and hurricanes while a group of underclassmen had hopes of earthquakes and volcanoes, signaling the end of the world. I rolled my eyes, and Edward smirked at my reaction.
"You don't think the world is going to end?" he questioned with a playful look on his face.
"Of course not," I said, rolling my eyes once more.
"What makes you so sure?" he smoothly asked, raising an eyebrow. Thunder could be heard over the talkative students, and a group of jocks began a series of hoots and howls.
"I'm sure that if it were the end of the world, Alice would already be investing in bomb shelters," I said.
Edward chuckled and leaned back in his chair.
"You know, that raises some of my own curiosity," he began, resting his entrancing eyes upon me.
"…like what?" I questioned hesitantly.
"What are your predictions on the end of the world?"
I made a face at him, and he laughed.
"I'm serious, Bella," he said with a relaxed expression on his face. "I never got to hear your take on this type of thing."
I stared at him, slowly shaking my head. He solemnly stared back. I crossed my arms and sat them on the table in front of me, glancing around before looking back at him.
"You really wanna know?" I asked, narrowing my eyes at him. He nodded with a suspicious look on his perfect face.
"I think there's this top secret gang of vampires…" I lowered my voice to a whisper. "I think that they have vampires posted all over the world, and when the time it right, they'll attack all the non-suspecting humans," I finished with a devious smile.
He shook his head at me, and I began to laugh.
"Nah, I think we're all going to disappear due to nuclear warfare… all of us except for cockroaches and your kind that is," I attempted. Then I realized something.
"Does that mean you'll have to live off of cockroaches? Is that even possible?"
"You want to know what's impossible?" Edward asked.
"What's that?"
"You," he said through a smirk.
"Ouch," I responded as I held a hand up to my heart. This caused him to chuckle.
"Finish your lunch," he demanded.
I rolled my eyes for the third time as I held my pizza to my lips. As I bit into it, thunder sounded once more.
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A/N: Hmm… alright, review! Lemme know what you may like to hear at the lunch table between these two in future chapters! I love suggestions!