The Craziness Begins

By: MoroTheWolfGod

I don't own Slayers or The Saga Begins (a parody off of Miss American Pie)

A long long time ago
in a land far away
Femille was under an attack
And I thought me and Gaav
Could talk the Sailoon's into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Xellas and Dolphin
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Zephilia to see the queen
We all wound up on the Desert of Destruction
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my, this here Phibrizzo guy
May be Hellmaster someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a DarkLord"
"Soon I'm gonna be a DarkLord"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Soul Orbs they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna kill her someday
Well, I know he built Rezo's Staff
And I've heard how high his power can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent killin' ace
And the minute Shabranigdo waved that flag
Well, I know who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin'... My my, this here Phibrizzo guy
May be Hellmaster someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a DarkLord"
"Soon I'm gonna be a DarkLord"

Now we got to Atlas City
The Mazoku Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his battle aura was off the scale
And that he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the soul orbs?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Rezo sensed in him much fear
And Gaav said, "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I will still teach this boy"

He was singin'... My my, this here Phibrizzo guy
May be Hellmaster someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a DarkLord"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Darklord"

We caught a ride back to Femille
'Cause queen Miwan wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew by and saved the day
And in the end some Good Guys died
Some people blew up and some villagers fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle weapons were broken
And the Mazoku I admire most
Met up with L-Sama and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin'... My my, this here Phibrizzo guy
May be Hellmaster someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a DarkLord"
"Soon I'm gonna be a DarkLord"
We were singin'... My my, this here Phibrizzo guy
May be Hellmaster someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a DarkLord"


Well I finally finished it when I first heard this one on the radio I burst out laughin cause smallfry reminded me of phibby. Well
Ja ne pwease review