It's so not fair!!
By Lemming
Hello everybody!! I'm the funny writer who unfortunately always gets writer's block. Poor me. Anyway, if you think I own anything then you are shamefully wrong. I only own my precious Tommykins, I love you!
This story (which is my first) is based on .. hmm. Now let me see. Ah yes! My teenage lemming friends and a couple of Haz Potter characters thrown in as well!! Please R&R - I'll be very happy!!
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Chapter 1. My unfair world. "Becky!!!!!" Haley yelled grabbing her book back covered in Becky's way of marking her territory - NOT IN THAT WAY!! It was graffiti, which happened to say, "Becky loves Tom Felton" all over it.
"You are really starting to piss me off now, Becky" Haley mumbled.
"I'm only telling the truth!" Becky snapped glaring at her Draco Malfoy pencil sharpener.
"How can you like him, his hair isn't natural!!"
"Stop it Haley!! Your hurting Tom's feelings.poor Tommykins."
"You are p-a-t-h-e-t-i-c!! Haley spat out. Becky, who happened to be very annoying, clumsy and probably the biggest Malfoy fan you will ever meet in your long and pointless lives, had long brown hair and a cheeky smile while her best friend Haley was very serious in words but very funny in her Fan ficci stories - You know who you are!!
"What have we got next, Becky?" Haley said, trying to clean her book up with her eraser pen.
"Dunno. English or something gay like that." She replied picking up her bag and plodding out of the library as the school bell rang.
+ Registration in H3 +
"Hello Mr.King! My, What a lovely tie you are wearing today!" Becky said sarcastically. "It suits you!" That time she wasn't being sarcastic - if you know what I mean!!
"Rebecca, where are your lines I gave you three weeks ago?!" Mr.King bellowed.
"Dum de dum dum.oh yeah, they're at home waiting to be done sir." Becky replied casually - maybe too casually.
"REBECCA!!!!!!!"
"Oops.I did it again. (DAMN YOU, BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!)"
"If you don't have your lines by tomorrow, I'll give you a detention slip"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo*breath*oooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Now go and sit down."
"I am NOT your slave!!!!"
"SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!"
Liam Parker trotted into the room and did deja vu of the last paragraph, accept he did get detention. He just shrugged and sat next to Becky.
"How come you never get into trouble as much as I do huh? It's so unfair.."Parker asked folding his arms.
"Maybe he's gay and wants you as company!" Becky laughed, scribbling on her hand.
"Don't scare me, bitch. I'll have nightmares about Mr.King doing pole dancing". They both shuddered as they had a revolting vision.
Author notes: I know I'm disgusting, but I don't actually think about these things in real life because that would be sad.
Saiyan_Chang A.K.A. SC or Haley is here! I hate my name _.
Go away SC!! You're pissin' me off. Please review.even bad ones will be accepted because I'm all alone *_*.
I'll do the next (and more interesting) chapter when I can be bothered
Toodles! XxX
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Hello everybody!! I'm the funny writer who unfortunately always gets writer's block. Poor me. Anyway, if you think I own anything then you are shamefully wrong. I only own my precious Tommykins, I love you!
This story (which is my first) is based on .. hmm. Now let me see. Ah yes! My teenage lemming friends and a couple of Haz Potter characters thrown in as well!! Please R&R - I'll be very happy!!
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Chapter 1. My unfair world. "Becky!!!!!" Haley yelled grabbing her book back covered in Becky's way of marking her territory - NOT IN THAT WAY!! It was graffiti, which happened to say, "Becky loves Tom Felton" all over it.
"You are really starting to piss me off now, Becky" Haley mumbled.
"I'm only telling the truth!" Becky snapped glaring at her Draco Malfoy pencil sharpener.
"How can you like him, his hair isn't natural!!"
"Stop it Haley!! Your hurting Tom's feelings.poor Tommykins."
"You are p-a-t-h-e-t-i-c!! Haley spat out. Becky, who happened to be very annoying, clumsy and probably the biggest Malfoy fan you will ever meet in your long and pointless lives, had long brown hair and a cheeky smile while her best friend Haley was very serious in words but very funny in her Fan ficci stories - You know who you are!!
"What have we got next, Becky?" Haley said, trying to clean her book up with her eraser pen.
"Dunno. English or something gay like that." She replied picking up her bag and plodding out of the library as the school bell rang.
+ Registration in H3 +
"Hello Mr.King! My, What a lovely tie you are wearing today!" Becky said sarcastically. "It suits you!" That time she wasn't being sarcastic - if you know what I mean!!
"Rebecca, where are your lines I gave you three weeks ago?!" Mr.King bellowed.
"Dum de dum dum.oh yeah, they're at home waiting to be done sir." Becky replied casually - maybe too casually.
"REBECCA!!!!!!!"
"Oops.I did it again. (DAMN YOU, BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!)"
"If you don't have your lines by tomorrow, I'll give you a detention slip"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo*breath*oooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Now go and sit down."
"I am NOT your slave!!!!"
"SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!"
Liam Parker trotted into the room and did deja vu of the last paragraph, accept he did get detention. He just shrugged and sat next to Becky.
"How come you never get into trouble as much as I do huh? It's so unfair.."Parker asked folding his arms.
"Maybe he's gay and wants you as company!" Becky laughed, scribbling on her hand.
"Don't scare me, bitch. I'll have nightmares about Mr.King doing pole dancing". They both shuddered as they had a revolting vision.
Author notes: I know I'm disgusting, but I don't actually think about these things in real life because that would be sad.
Saiyan_Chang A.K.A. SC or Haley is here! I hate my name _.
Go away SC!! You're pissin' me off. Please review.even bad ones will be accepted because I'm all alone *_*.
I'll do the next (and more interesting) chapter when I can be bothered
Toodles! XxX
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