Yoo hoo! Lets start from the beginning. First my name is Mario and I am a plumber and I fight off a fire-breathing dragon. I just wanted to get that out of the way. You might think in every Mario game as soon as Bowser kidnaps Princess Peach Mario saves her. Well I just broke that record. This is how it all started. He was resting on a lawn chair one day minding my own business when Toad ran up to him. The princess has been kidnapped! He said in between huffs and puffs. Let me guess Bowser. How did you know? Lucky guess. Lets get going. Toad said. Agreed. When we got there everything was busted. Bowser. He turned around and looked back and a black portal. Hurry! Toad screamed. Mario leaped to the black portal. He was almost there, but it closed before he could get there. No. My sweet Princess Peach She's gone. Curse you Bowser I will kill you! I will get my revenge on you, you fat turtle! I hate you! All those times I get peach back, you just take her away from me again! I'm freaking ticked off! You. Will. Die!
Well that ends this first chapter….
Mario: I hate you…
Me: get over it….