1/22/2010
Dear diary,
As you know diary me and Meryl are taking a break. Obviously I am incredibly sad and for the pat week I' ve just been sitting on my ass eating bom boms and crying to soap operas. Raiden Came over yesterday and when he saw me weeping to "the days of our lives" he said that he's had enough of my sappy bullshit. He convinced me that I needed some pussy and that he was taking me clubbing with him and otacon.
We took a kasatka to Manhattan. We found a great parking spot (on the roof of Madison square garden) and it was just a couple blocks of walking and then we were at the place. We had to wait on line and the bouncer was very mean. He kept us waiting for like an entire hour!
When we finally got in Otacon and Raiden started macking it and I headed strait to the bar. 5 shots of tequila later I decided to try and get some lovin. I started dancing up to a hottie. I started grinding with the girl! Oh man it was so cool! I thought I was going to we myself right then and there! (but thank G-d otacon gave me those pills to maximize time!)
Later I told Otacon and Raiden that I'd catch up with them later. That night I had some good loving.
C ya diary!!!
-Snake(who got laid last night without using roofies!)
Dear diary,
As you know diary me and Meryl are taking a break. Obviously I am incredibly sad and for the pat week I' ve just been sitting on my ass eating bom boms and crying to soap operas. Raiden Came over yesterday and when he saw me weeping to "the days of our lives" he said that he's had enough of my sappy bullshit. He convinced me that I needed some pussy and that he was taking me clubbing with him and otacon.
We took a kasatka to Manhattan. We found a great parking spot (on the roof of Madison square garden) and it was just a couple blocks of walking and then we were at the place. We had to wait on line and the bouncer was very mean. He kept us waiting for like an entire hour!
When we finally got in Otacon and Raiden started macking it and I headed strait to the bar. 5 shots of tequila later I decided to try and get some lovin. I started dancing up to a hottie. I started grinding with the girl! Oh man it was so cool! I thought I was going to we myself right then and there! (but thank G-d otacon gave me those pills to maximize time!)
Later I told Otacon and Raiden that I'd catch up with them later. That night I had some good loving.
C ya diary!!!
-Snake(who got laid last night without using roofies!)