Damn finals. Make me sit 2 hours starving to death in a sleep-deprived non-existent sugar-induced state of hyper-ness in the freezing cold library, will you?! This is what you get! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Disclaimer: Final Fantasy X belongs to Square-Enix.
Note: {…} = action
Eat this!
Player: Ha! Think using Curaga's gonna help?! Take this! Yuna, use reflect!
Yuna: {casts reflect on Yu Yevon}
Tidus: Nice one, Yuna! {gives Yuna a thumbs up}
Yuna: {blushes} Thank you.
Auron: Enough talk! {attacks Yu Yevon} {misses} Damn!
Lulu: May I?
Auron: {switches with Lulu}
Player: Well, since physical attacks miss him, I'll use an Ultima spell! MWAHAHAHA! Go Lulu!
Lulu: When did this game all of a sudden become Pokémon? {sigh} {casts Ultima on Yu Yevon}
Yu Yevon: {in pain} Ow.
Player: {looks at CTB} Oh no! Yu Yevon's turn is right after Tidus!
Tidus: I can take him! {charges}
Player: Oh no you don't! {quickly switches Tidus with Kimarhi}
Kimarhi: {smiles}
Tidus: Damnit! Damnit! Damn the lack of swears in Square-Enix games! Damnit!
Player: Kimarhi! Use Mighty Guard since that's all you're really good for!
Kimarhi: {smiles} {casts Mighty Guard on party}
Yuna: Thank you, Kimarhi.
Kimarhi: {smiles}
Yu Yevon: {casts Ultima on party}
Party: {damage decreased my Mighty Guard}
Player: All right! Now it's Yuna's turn again! Now, what spell? I've seen Ultima way too may times already, plus the animation's a pain in the ass to sit through. {light bulb} All right Yu Yevon! Eat Holy…
Yuna: {casts Holy}
Yu Yevon: {reflects}
Player: SHIT!
Auron, Tidus, and Wakka: Did you just say "Eat holy shit?"
Kimarhi: {smiles} Save some for Kimarhi!
Auron, Tidus, and Wakka: What?!
Rikku: Ewwwww!
Lulu and Yuna: Oh my! {covers mouth} {blushes}
Holy spell: {still reflecting off Yu Yevon}
Kimarhi: {smiles}
Everyone else: {is disturbed}
Holy spell: {pummels Yuna}
Yuna: {spazes} {is KO'ed}
Tidus: YUNA!
Yuna: {is revived by Auto-Life} Yes?
Tidus: Um… you landed in dog crap…
Rikku and Lulu: {gasp} Oh my! {covers mouth}
Yuna: {gasp} My, how did this get here, I wonder. {indicating the dog crap}
Yu Yevon: {blushes}
Everyone else: Ewwwwww…!
This is the letter I wrote my friends during my last moments… in the library.
Dear Friends,
You see, this is what happens when one is in a sleep-deprived non-existent sugar-induced state of hyper-ness. To make mallers worse, I'm stuck in the library because my dad wouldn't let me stay home. By the way, I forgot to cross the T's in "matters" in the sentence before.
I am very hungry. I am starving. I am famished. Oh, what I would give for a lifesaver to choke on. That'll take care of two of my problems: my hunger and my existence in the library. My stomach growls with such intensity… I need food!
My hands are freezing cold. It's like I walked into a McDonalds' walk-in freezer and stayed for the night. That usually means I'm nervous. That also means the librarians should lower the AC a bit. Damnit, this place is a walk-in freezer. Just put a McDonalds' sign at the door!
In case anyone's wondering about the sudden dog crap in the story, it's all thanks to Naruto for stepping in dog crap twice in one day for me.
Ya know, I could write a will and give stuff to people like Ellen did, but I think I can survive another 45 minutes in here… before I pass out from starvation and freeze to death 'cause it's only 20 freaking degrees in here! Glad I decided to take a sweater in 70 degree weather, but I'm still freezing! {feels cold breeze} Oh, sweet MERCY! Make it STOP! AHHHHHHH!
It's really quiet in here. It's too quiet. I heard someone call my name. I heard someone call my name. I heard someone call my name. I heard someone call my name. I heard someone call my name.
NOT ALONE
Author's note: Yeah, so that was my 2 hours in the library. Like the Gothika-ness at the end? Review and tell me if you think I'm sane and if you think I can stand another 2 hours of that on Thursday. Thanks. Onegai shimasu!