So I got to thinking, what would Nessie's reaction be to Bella and Jacob's short romance? Here's what I think would happen.
Enjoy!
The 17 year old Renesmee, Edward, Rosalie, Jasper, Alice, and Emmett were sitting around watching TV, when Jacob and Bella came home from visiting Charlie. They were laughing and having a great time, but Jake still visibly cheered up when he saw Nessie. "Jake!" she said jumping in his arms.
"Hey. What's up?"
"Uncle Emmett tried playing video games with Uncle Jasper, lost, Dad and Alice tried playing chess but Uncle Jasper started to go crazy with all the tension, Grampa and Gramma went to dinner and movie, and Rose and I started watching a movie when these four came in."
Jake sat on the couch with Nessie in his lap. "What movie?"
Rose said with a glare, "A movie about these two best friends who fell in love, but the girl loved her boyfriend more so they got married and had a baby. Then the best guy friend fell in love with the baby."
Strangely accurate, thought Jacob. Alice, Bella, and Edward were having a silent conversation about whether or not they should tell Renesmee. She said, "It would be so weird to think you were in love with Mom."
"Yeah, weird," said Jake guiltily.
Bella and Edward stood up and said, "We have something to tell you, sweetie."
Emmett jumped up saying, "Oh my gosh you're pregnant again!"
Everyone yelled, "Emmett!"
"What? They do it like bunnies!"
"Ew! Uncle Emmett, Mom's a vampire!" said Nessie, grossed out.
Bella rolled her eyes. "Okay, like I was saying, about the movie. Well, it kind of happened to Jake, your dad, and me."
It took a minute for that to sink in, but when it did, Renesmee looked at Jake and screeched, "YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH MY MOTHER?"
Jake rolled his eyes and said to Bella, "She's definitely your daughter."
"Thank you!"
"DID YOU KISS HER?" The couple got up and Jake was backing away from the crazed girl.
"Nessie-"
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
"Yes! Just once, but yes!"
Renesmee lost it. Alice, Rose, Edward, and Bella took away all the things that could be used as weapons while Jasper and Emmett were making a bet on what the outcome would be. "I got $20 saying Renesmee is going to beat the wolf up and her parents are going to have to pull her away so she won't kill him," said Emmett.
Jasper said, "I think Bella and Edward are going to stop her before she even touches Jacob." He smacked 20 bucks on the table.
Alice came over, put $40 on the table, and said, "I think my niece is going to chase the dog around and then they'll make up in a very romantic and cheesy way."
"Not fair! You're psychic," whined Emmett.
"But I can't see past the half-breeds."
"….Touché."
Sure enough, Alice won the bet. Nessie chased Jake around the house, inside and outside, but then he said, "I love you now! You're mom's just a friend." They made up and Nessie said if Jake ever kissed her mom again, he was going to spend at least a year sleeping in a dog house.
Alice used the money to go shopping with Nessie the next day.