"Kud, are you hungry?"

She perked up, looking at Riki like a hungry puppy. "H-Hai!" she sputtered, waving her arms about. "Yessu I am hangari for me?" Riki smiled nervously, giving her a pat on the head. "You can just speak Japanese Kud." She closed her mouth and nodded. "Okay Riki-kun, let's get a snack."

So they linked arms and walked. There was a cafetariea on school grounds, but Riki was feeling more like Richi so he and Kud walked off the grounds

They walked until Riki saw a sandwich shop. "Kud, how does Subway sound? You can have one as long as my dick!" Kud paused, seeming to process it for a moment. "Wow, that's crazy nano desu! I gotta have one of those sandwiches."

So, they walked into the sandwich shop, and they saw Masato behind the counter. "HEY RIKI!" masato said, making a sandwich with nothing but his biceps. "HOW'S IT HANGING? HEY IT'S KUDOKO TOO, SUP DOG?" Kud smiled. "I'm here for a sandwich nano desu!" Masato roared and flexed his muscles. "WELL, YOU'RE AT THE RIGHT PLACE KUDOKO."

"I'd like a sandwich too Masato-san." Riki said politely. But Masato was moved. "R-RIKI, I CAN'T SELL YOU A SANDWICH!"

Riki was taken aback. "W-Why not Masato? I've got the money, see? Here, look at all my yens!" Riki thrust the yens in front of Masato, who seemed to cower. "WELL YOU SEE RIKI THE THING IS I CAN'T SELL YOU A SANDWICH BECAUSE I LOVE YOU A LOT! TO TAKE YOUR MONEY WOULD BE AN AWFUL THING! I'M GOINT TO MAKE YOU AND KUDOKO FREE SANDWICHES!"

"Hurraaayyy nano desu!" Kud cried, waving her arms around. "free sandwiches! Wafu!"

Riki was skeptical, but waved his arms around lightly. "Hurray."

So they got their sandwiches, and Masato ran out crying and screaming that he loved Riki, and Kud and Riki sat together in a booth in the back and enjoyed their sandwiches. Ff course, Kud, she tried to eat the whole sandwich in one bite, just like she tries to eat Riki's dick in one bite. However a sandwich is not a phallus (except when it is).

"Kud, this is embarrasing, but, you're turning me on!" Riki chirped, staring at his girlfriend guzzling the sandwich. "Kud, please, suck my dick!"

Kud dropped her sandwich. "Yes Riki-kun! I'm gunna suck that dick nano desu!" and she did, she dropped to her knees and undid Riki's pants with her tiny fang and got to sucking. Riki took off her hat and set it to the side and then grabbed her by the hair. She liked this because she was lewd.

'Drat' thought Riki, 'I forgot to sniff her hair sensually. Now how am I supposed to get off?'

Riki then thought 'Hey her hair is pretty long.' and bent over and sniffed it. It smelled like coconut body wash and dog. Riki smiled and patted the Kud lapping at his lower half. "That's right" he said with a smile, "scrape at the sides with your tooth a little." and she did and Riki purred. "yeah Kud, that's real great."

"Kud! You're laboring over my dick so much!" Riki cried, yanking Kud away by the hair."Wait, lemme give the space dog a treat" Riki said in the most condisending way possible, before grabbing his dick and wacking off.

Riki came. Riki came everywhere. It got on her face, in her hair, on her clothes. Riki's ejaculate spouted out of his dick and coated everything, like party streamers from a popper except it was cum from a dick. Kud wafu'd quietly snd stared. "Riki-kun, it got on everything. It got on our sabuwei and on the waffles I was hiding in my hat for SUTORERUKA and BERUKA." Riki took several deep breaths, before nodding and smoothing away some of the gunk from her face. "Riki-kun!" she grabbed his wrist and pulled his hand down. "Riki-kun, how'd you do that?" Riki gave her a smile, before smoothing his hair back. He fished around in his pockets and found what he was looking for. He slipped onto his face, a pair of sunglasses.

"Nanomachines, Kud."