how applyjack won the war
by xxXMasterChiefBossPwmULOL666Xx
hi ppl applejack is the best pony and i thought she needs more badazz fanfikz like this one
CHAPTER 1
APLYJAK GOES TO WAR
applyjack weke up and went downstairs to watch rv and eat breakfast (apple wpie with apple sauce and apple dumpings)
"wat a delicious apple breakfast!" seid applyjack.
"DARN TOTIN" SCRemad granny simth.
SUDENLYT THE TV STARTED FLASHING RED AND BLUE AND EVERYTH
thewe was a siren and somepony said "
PONYVILLE IS IN WAT WITH GRIFFON EMIRE!"
"DARN TOOTIN!" SHOUTED GRAn smith. "BACK IN ME DAYS WHA HAVENT GOT ANY WARS."
"darn tootin!" saeid epplyjack.
SUDWENLTY! THERE WAS AKNOCK ON THE DOOOR!
wHAT IS THIS!?" SAID APPLYJACKE. She opehed the dor. there was a blue pone with a blue unifor m and he said aplutjack wyou are adrafted to the militaruy adn she handed her a ltetter saying that she is sdraughted int o the militarty. "oh noes" said aplyjack and she went.
CHAPTET 2
APLYJAVCK is in a militry acmp
plljack went with the recruiting pony to the military traning camp/ there was ponies and gren tents and guns and tanks and stuff. thye gave apply jack a gun and said go now to captian Price get a trainging.
so she went. sche climped a laddere in a hanger and there was captain prize (u know like all of duty 4 modern wel fare)"
She went ans she shoited the things and she shot and hsit and she got the best tinme of all!
capt price was shijkd! "ur the best pplyjack!" everyone shited!/
alplyack saiud "aw shuck thats nuthin
SUDWENTLTY!
THERE WAS A BOM!
AND A SIREN WENT
captian prize said ok everpony this is wart now!
applyujack went int oan atv (thats for armorred transport veheicle) and she went and she talke to ather ponies
SUDWENTLY!
THEY WENT ONTO A MINE!
THERE WAS AND EXPULSION AND EVERY1 WAS DED!... except aplyjack.
CRAPTER 3
APLYJACK GOES ONTO A WART
whe woke up and grabd agun and she swear to kill al the grifons for kiling her friends and gfamily. she went and she shot and soht and shit and shot and shit and the n she killed ONE MILLION GRIFFENS!
butt teh war was not over.
aplyjack was going on a road when suddenly!
"STHOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCyUM!" IT WAS... GRIFFHITLER! (geddit?! like a griffen version if hem. he had the blak swasteka and everthing.)
CHAPTR 4 APLLEJACK WINS THE WAT
"WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DESIRE YOU RIDICULOUS DIMWIT!" SHOUTED APPLYJACK ANGRILY.
"u must stop the m'killings aplyjak. "sed ggrifhetler. 'join me on the adrk side 1and we will rule the world! hahahaha!" he loafted menasignly.
"NO, HITLERR!" Begged aple jack.
i will kill u! " sed hitler!
but applyjakc had a gun and she SHOT HIM!
but he dodged. he polled out a gun too and shoit at apple jack.
Apple jack got SHOT! but shwe had a ballet proof vest so she was still k.
then griffhittler turned into,... mechagriffhitler! he had 2 minighuns and stuff.
"hahahaha apple jack no ive got you there is no wescape!"
butt apple jack pouled off a bouzouka! then she shout a thousand rickets from her bouzouki and THE HILTER WAS DED.
Appleyak won the war and averyone was happy and sh