Similar to my Harry Potter birthday collection, this will be a collection of 30 unrelated drabbles. Each chapter, Hermione will be paired with a different character: male, female, pairing, or threesome.

I will hopefully post one drabble a day and finish on September 30th.

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Pairing: James/Hermione/Regulus

Regulus glared at James. "Come on. Stop being such a prat. You want her as much as I do. Do yourself a favor and just admit it."

James glared at the younger Black. "It doesn't matter what I want. It's wrong. We're old enough to be her father. Hell, my son is one of her best friends." He cheeks were flushed, and he finally spat, "It's disgusting,"

Regulus glared at him. "First of all, she's not a minor. Second of all, there's nothing disgusting about three consenting adults being together. It's not like she brainwashed into believing she wants us. We're not manipulating her or forcing her. There's nothing wrong if we all want it to happen."

"Um, hello? The her is standing right here, and the her can speak for herself. If you don't mind," Hermione interjected.

Regulus smirked. "Go on. Tell James, the stupidly noble prat, what you want."

She grinned. "Easy. I want you. Both of you," she said, looking first at Regulus, then at James. She wanted James to see how serious she was.

"Hermione, you're too young. You should be dating someone your own age. Like Harry or Ron or Neville. Or anyone else."

He tried to sound sure of himself, but Hermione caught the grimace on his face as he tried to push her to date another boy. "If you haven't noticed, I am a woman now. I wear a bra! And I can decide for myself who I want to date. And I choose you two idiots."

Regulus pouted slightly. "Why am I an idiot? He's the one that's being stubborn."

She couldn't help her smile. "You just are." She kissed Regulus softly who very eagerly returned it and attempted to deepen it.

Hermione didn't let it happen. Instead, she took a step back and looked at James. "Are you going to stop trying to be noble and instead let yourself be happy?"

James sighed. "I'm never going to win against the two of you, am I?"

"Nope," Hermione and Regulus simultaneously answered.

"Why fight it then?" He leaned down and pressed his lips to Hermione's who happily wound her arms around his neck and returned it.

"Finally," Regulus said.

Hermione couldn't agree more.

Fin

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(word count: 371)

Written for:

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry: Back to School Event - Prompt 11. (dialogue) "If you haven't noticed, I am a woman now. I wear a bra!"

Are You Crazy Enough to Do It Challenge: 430. (scenario) James Potter lives