WE ALL LOVED JAKE WHEN HE WAS A KID AND HATED THAT HE WAS MADE AN IDIOT SO THIS IS DEDICATED TO THE KID HE WAS
Uncle Charlie would be proud.
He had learned a lot from Uncle Charlie.
His first lesson was how to play Poker and he was a fast learner.
He was able to fool everyone when he had the perfect hand and he would trick them all by making them think he was dumb or that he had a bad hand.
But they were all fools and realized that he had fooled them. Or later they all thought that he had a lucky hand or two. That lady luck was on his side and sometimes that he was cheating.
And he was because counting cards was not cheating.
He was perfect and was able to even fool Uncle Charlie, and sometimes Rose. Now his Dad was far too easy to fool but the hardest to fool was Berta.
He did not have a single tell when he palyed Poker and he wanted to see just how far he could go.
He learned quickly that Uncle Charlie was a drunk.
Although he saw him as his best role model this was something that was too good to used.
Seeing all the women and life that Uncle Charlei had lived he knew that he wanted this kind of life and with Father lack of money and influnence in the world he knew that he could not rely on his parents.
He was going tp pull of the biggest scam in his life and he was not going to be doing a lot to do it.
Growing up over the couple of year his Father's cheapness and money grabbing was beginning to annoy everyone.
Little did everyone know all the money that Uncle Charlie was giving him for things he did, when he blacked mailed him. Or when Uncle Charlei just wanted him to go away and would gave him a good handful of notes so that he would disappear.
He was saving up every single penny and not spending a single dime as he was saving it all up in a secret bank account that no one would know about.
The idiot act that he had been pulling over the past few years he had become an expert in and the act was now full time.
He just had to wait until he graduated school and he would be soon in the money.
But sadly Uncle Charlie had died.
Somehow his cheap Dad was able to reel in a lonely Billionaire and he was even a bigger catch because he could make the millions without anyone notcing. His act would just have to carry on for a liitle while longer and he was going to have to become a pot head to do it.
He was a nice man and his Dad also had another person that he could live off for the rest of his life.
Just like with Uncle Charlei except this man did not want to kill him and was actually his friend.
Soon after graduating school he decided that he would carry his con on for just a little longer until he could walk away and start his life off with the money that he had made.
And he soon joined the Army to serve his country.
But also he would be making more connections all across the world and he would be getting to travel the world for free.
And he had stayed for a come of years.
He was surprised when he had gotten a letter and quite the check from Uncle Charlie saying that he was alive.
He was more than happy and he wanted to see him.
With the check that he was given and Las Vegas on his way he finally had the perfect solution of how he had all the money.
He had made more the £2.5 million that he siad that he had made. He made this just by living with Uncle Charlie and Walden.
It was unfrotunate he did not get to see his Uncle before he persumably died again at the hands of the paino that was a large part of his childhood.
And it was all because they all thought he was some dump kid that would never make it in life, but how wrong they were.
He soon married and got his dream job of being a Famous Musican and Actor.
Uncle Charlie was his role model in life and without him he would not be the man he was to do.
So, he named his first son Charlie Harper.