Tales of a Nessasaurus Rex Chapter 3

I figured you guys had already read the chapter preview and didn't need to read it again so I'm gonna start off right away. Also this is my broken keyboard so if spell check didn't catch an error and neither did I just add it yourself.

Edward= Ed befre what is said

Bella= B before what nonsense she says

Nessie= does say something out of character because Alice stole her laptop she is of course N

And you get the point so yeah roll the text….

Ed= Nessie stop invading my thoughts!

(nessie's hands are wrapped round Edwards head)
N=(with head down) Sorry

A= MUAH HAH HAH HAH!

N= What the hell why did you steal my laptop Alice you have 7 one for each color!

A= But they all lost charge(in a whiney voice)

N= Here's an idea, CHARGE THEM!

A= Nah it's easier to steal everyone elses

Em= Speaking of which I would like mine back!

A= Oh shut up Emmett no one is listening

N= Its okay emmy( in maternal voice as she strokes his head )

Em= Thank you!

A= Hey I have spent years breaking his self esteem with Rosalie and we will slap you with a fish if you build it up

N= I'll invade your head and make sure Jasper never comes back straight from a trip in the forest with Jake again. Oh yeah I can do that( bobs head)

B= Nessasaur( with a motherly glare)
N= But everyone deserves to have happiness

B= Aren't you supposed to be working on a science project?

N= I am and its done

B= Can I see it?( in a skeptical voice)

N= Sure! ( takes out a bell and rings it)

Em.= (hugs himself saying) mmmmmm

B= how did you do that?

N= Every time I rang the bell twice a day I said "No one will hug you" and to prove me wrong he hugged himself

B= Good job sweetie

N= thanks( snatches laptop from Alice)

N=AH WHAT IS THIS IN MY FANFICTIONS!??!?!?!?!?!ALICE!

( growl erupts from nessie)

A= Oh don't get your granny panties in a bunch

N= I'ma slap you

Ed= (also growls)

A= shut it Abercrombie and Bitch

N= Haha good one!

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