Edward dashed into the elevator closest to the men's bathroom, where he had been hiding for nearly forty minutes, waiting for the hall to clear. As the elevator door closed, he breathed a sigh of relief.
He glared at his reflection on the shiny doors. Honestly, Al had to pick today to do Ed's laundry. He couldn't have waited for Ed's next day off. Now, the blonde was stuck wearing this - this thing! A big. Pink. Fluffy. BUNNY COSTUME! Complete with a cottonball tail (oh, how Ed despised his life so very much). His plan was to get to Mustang's office and slip the report underneath the door without being detected. Speaking of which....
Just then, the doors opened to reveal none other than Colonel Roy Mustang, sipping coffee from a mug. Roy took one look at the blonde and snorted half of the coffee into his nose.
Colonel Roy Mustang - cause of death - coffee through the nose.