"Flash flash, hundred yard dash, buddy it's nice to see ya," I cried. Might as well start setting the scene and play.
"Nice….. to…. see you…. Too," he replied slowly.
"Hey Flash I'd love you to meet my friend-uhh, darlin' I forgot your name," just to tease her even more. Man this was gonna be a blast!
She looked at me smugly, for whatever reason she was thinking, then turned back to flash. You know whatever, this was going to be so fun.
"Officer Judy Hopps ZPD how are ya?" she replied, super fast as if trying to speed up time. Like that was going to work with a sloth.
"I am….. doing….. "
"Fine?" she asked hopefully, making me smirk a little more.
"just….. as well…. as….. I can….. be," another 5 minutes gone. This is probably going to take all night!
"What…."
"Hang in there," I said, looking down at Judy, who seemed to be trying not to explode with impatience.
Bunnies.
She gave me a look as Flash continued.
"What…. can I…. do,"
"Well I was hoping you could run a plate-" Judy started, fiddling with her paws, but was cut off short.
"For you"
"Well" she began again after recovering from shock. I nearly burst out laughing, and only just managed to keep a straight face. "I was hoping you could-"
"Today?"
Judy's face was priceless! I nearly lost it as my grin grew wider. She hesitated, just to see if Flash was done. Man this rabbit was helping me as she took even longer to answer.
"Well, I was hoping you could run a plate for us," I looked back at Flash, just to stop myself from laughing at how her optimism was melting away, yet she still tried to look happy. Classic.
"We are in a really big hurry,"
"Sure….. what's the… plate"
'2-9-T-"
"Number?" Cut off again! Ha! Oh boy, I am so gonna tell Fin about this when I see him next!
"2-9-T-H-D-0-3," she said, optimism going.
Flash started bending down eeever so slowly, and lifted a single claw to the Tablet in front of him.
"…2," I glanced down at Carrots, as she tried not to frown in annoyance. Then back at Flash.
"…9,"
"T-H-D-0-3," Judy reminded.
"…..T,"
"H-D-0-3," she said, nearly losing her cool as her ears fell back.
"…..H,"
"D-0-3," Judy replied yet again, seemingly nearly clawing the desk.
"…..D,"
"0-3," she groaned slightly. An idea came to me that nearly killed me as I thought of her reaction. My eyes slid back and forth between the two, as if I wasn't even there. Well about time they noticed me, then.
"…0,"
"3!" Judy cried in impatience, begging Flash to hurry. I could tell she just wanted to jump over and type it in herself. Man it was like watching a game of tennis. Now was my cue.
The rabbit death stared Flash's claw to touch down on the three, but just before he did, I said "Hey Flash wanna hear a joke?"
Fireworks went off in my head as I caught Flash's attention.
"No!" Judy cried, ears shooting up in alarm, just cutting herself short of yelling it in my face. I looked down at her, but Flash was already too interested.
"Sure," Judy groaned, ears flattening against her head in anger. Ohh, this was going to be good.
"Okay, whaddya call, a three-humped camel?" I asked, bursting at the schemes. I raised three claws at Flash for good measure.
"I don't… know….what…do…you call…..a,"
"Three-humped camel," Judy seethed beneath me. My grin grew even wider.
"Three…. Humped…. Camel?"
"Pregnant!" I gasped, knocking Carrots in the shoulder as I burst out laughing. Come on, I had to release my amusement of before somehow, and this was the perfect time. Besides, I was laughing more at Judy's reaction than the actual joke. Judy looked at me like she was just about ready to slaughter me, which she probably was.
I finally looked back up at the sloth for his reaction, resting my arm back against the table.
Evvveeeer so slowly, his mouth opened, and only a couple of seconds later did any noise even make it out. He slowly banged his hand against the table, as I looked back at the victim, waiting for her reaction.
"Haha, yes! Very funny very funny," she cried in fake amusement. Oh, Dog, this was too good to be true! It must be my birthday, and I probably looked like it was. Pinch me I must be dreaming!
"Can we please just focus on the task," she dwindled off, as Flash slowly turned to his left.
"Hey…."
"Woah, wai-wai-wait!
"Priscilla!"
"Oh no!"
"Yes…. Flash?" a female sloth answered, also slowly turning around. It had to be my birthday if this was happening!
"What….."
"Huhhhh, no!" Judy groaned, as I stared in wonder at what I had created. Yes!
"Do you call…."
"A three-humped camel, pregnant!" Judy cried, trying to get Flash back on the job. She looked like she was going mad as she looked back at Priscilla.
"Okay, great, we got it," she continued, and as I looked back down at her completely, she looked pretty fed up. Well, I hustled good, and that was all I cared about.
"Can we please just- arrggg!" she yelled, swinging her head around and banging it right into the desk.
It was priceless I tell you, priceless!
Flash finally managed to type it up, and printed it out. He then slooowly placed his hand around the paper, and slooowly teared it out.
"Here….."
"Yes yes yes yes- thank you!" Judy cried, launching herself on to the table and grabbing the piece of paper, sliding back down as she read it.
"2-9-T-H-D-0-3, it's registered to Tundratown limo service!" the rabbit sped read, as Flash finished saying 'here you go'. Poor guy, but sacrifices had to be made.
"A limo took Otterton! And the limo's in Tundratown! It's in Tundratown!" she cried, shoving the paper in my face. She may have gotten it, but I hustled it. In the best way ever. I better thank the guy who helped me, quickly.
"Way to hustle bud, I love ya, I owe ya!" I said, walking away from the counter and sprinting after the departing bunny. I knew something she didn't.
"Hurry, we gotta beat the rush hour in- wait" the bunny said to me as I tucked my paws into my pockets. Wait for it.
"IT'S NIGHT?!" Bingo.