THE SHORT STORY OF FOX AND HIS LACTOSE INTOLERANT DOG, XD

by Fastidiousbeeb

XD and Fox

THE SHORT STORY OF FOX AND HIS LACTOSE INTOLERANT DOG, XD
Ps. the dog is not really lactose intolerant because hes just pulling a prank on Fox.

It was just a fine mornin' in life and Fox was making breakfast for his dog.
His dog was named XD and XD liked to XD a lot so XD XDED until his food was ready. 'Stop!" Said Fox. "ur food is ready" "Oh." Said XD. So XD stopped XDing. Fox made XD bacon, eggs, and homemade milk. XD ate most of the eggs and ate ALL the bacon. "I'm done" Said XD. "Okay" Said Fox. Fox looked at his plate and his cup of milk. "YOU DUMB DOG YOU DIDN'T DRINK ANY OF MY MILK!?" "YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO BUY THAT MILK" Said Fox with an attitude. "HEY!" Said XD.
" I thought you said this was homemade milk." "BESIDES" said XD with an attitude. "I CAN'T DRINK MILK, I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!" "REALLY?" Said Fox. "NO" Replied XD. "oh ok."