It was about noon in Station Square, San Francisco, California and the 3 hedgehogs everyone knows and loves were enjoying the afternoon. (Even though Shadow just wanted to stay in his dark corner instead of spending the time with "Dumb and Dumber".)
"Hey Shadow don't be such a Grumpy Gus. Com'on the sun is shining, the birds are singing and we're gonna have some fun without you ruining it." Said Sonic (Dumb) "Yeah Shadow come out from under that umbrella and have some fun. Look, there's the ice cream vender. Let's get some Cones!" Said Silver.(Dumber) Silver ran over to the Ice Cream Vender and came back with a Vanilla, Chocolate and Cookies 'n' Cream ice cream cone for each of them.
Sonic took his vanilla cone and licked it. "MMMmmmmm vanilla." Silver handed Shadow the chocolate cone and took the cookies 'n' cream one for himself. Silver dug into his and looked at Shadow. "Shadow you should really get some sunlight; you're white as a ghost. What happened to your tan that you had?" Asked Silver. "Silver, you know I have black fur right?" Said Shadow. "Yes." Responded Silver. "And if you've taken science class or ever worn something black you would know that black attracts heat. And it's 105 degrees outside, which means for me...IT'S LIKE BEING IN AN OVEN UNDER A HEAT LAMP TURNED UP ALL THE WAY!" Shadow fumed at Silver from under his umbrella.
Silver almost dropped his cone. "Geez I'm sorry I asked. Let's just hope you don't burst into flames." Sonic butted in. "At least this isn't as bad as all the times we turned you into a baby right?" "Don't remind me, you two being my "Fathers" was not very fun for me."
Shadow snarled. "Awwww, don't act like you didn't like that Shadzy. I caught you smiling while you were napping with your doll and your bottle." Sonic teased. Shadow blushed bright red and pushed Sonic's ice cream on the ground. "Not cool man!" Yelled Sonic.
Suddenly everything went blurry for Silver and Shadow. "What's happening?" Silver moaned.
"I think somebody drugged the ice cream." Replied Shadow as he slowly lost consousness and fell on the bench. Same for Silver. "Guys?" Sonic asked, concernd.
Later Both Shadow and Silver woke up in the grass. "Ohhhh God what happenned? I better not be a baby again." Moaned Shadow as he sat up and rubbed his head. "Huh? What I don't remember having quills on the front of my fa-AYAYAYACE!" Shadow looked at his hands which now had blue circles on the palms and gold cuffs that had teal stripes. He ran to the fountain to look at his reflection. What stared back at him was a silver hedgehog with 5 spikes on his head with red eyes. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'VE TURNED INTO POTHEAD THE WEEDHOG!" (Silver)
Shadow was still panicking as Silver ran up to him. "Shadow look! I'm you! "
Silver looked like Shadow but with gold eyes instead of red. Sonic ran up to them."Hey guys finish your ice cream? Hey you get contacts?" Sonic asked. Shadow grabbed Sonic's neck. "Why YOU LITTLE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS!" Sonic gagged. "Silver what has gotten into you? you're acting like Shadow." Silver spoke up. "Sonic I think me and Shadow switched bodies." "Silver?" Shadow let go of Sonic. "How did this happen?" Sonic asked. "We don't know" Silver said. "Silver." Shadow snarled. "If you do anything to my body I will murder you." Silver wasn't listening; he was busy messing with the fountain.
"Shadow, I don't know why girls like you so much, look at you. I have more chest hair than you but I don't have lots of girls.
"It's because of my charm and body that's why." Shadow responded. "Oh is that so?" Silver smirked." I've always wanted to try this..." Suddenly Sexyback by Justin Timberlake started playing. "Don't You DARE!" Yelled Shadow. Sonic sat back and watched.
"I'm bringin' sexyback. YEAH! Them other boys don't know how to act. YEAH! I think you're special what's behind your back. YEAH! So turn around and I'll pick up the slack. YEAH!" Silver sang and suddenly girls started fangirling over him.
"Nooooooo..." Shadow yelled. "Those are MY fangirls! That's it!" Shadow tried to Chaos Spear Silver but realized he couldn't. "My powers..."
Silver went on and on as Shadow marched over to Sonic and picked him up."FIX THIS NOW!" He snarled. Sonic sweated. "Um I don't know how it happened but I know where an antidote is." Sonic said nervously. "WELL THEN FIND IT!" Shadow yelled. Sonic shivered. "Okay Shadow yes Sir. Right away Sir." Shadow let him down and Sonic ran into the city and quickly came back with some potion. "This will cure-" Sonic started but Shadow grabbed the potion and chugged it. "-You but some side effects are..." Sonic was too late as a pink cloud engulfed both of them as they switched back.
The cloud lifted and they were back to normal...partly. Shadow's fangirls stopped and looked at the little ball of black and red fur on the ground. "Awwwwww!" they cooed at Shadow who uncurled and flopped on the grass. "Oh no." Both Sonic and Silver said as they looked at Shadow, who was now the size of a chao. "Shadow woke up and gasped. "Don't tell me...I'm a baby again?" Shadow groaned. Sonic held back the fangirls as Silver picked Shadow up and put a diaper on him. "''Fraid so little guy." Silver responded. "Great, Just great..." Shadow moaned.
"I hate you I hate you I HATE YOU!" Cried Shadow as he squirmed in Silver's arms on the way back to Silver's house. Sonic had finally got all of Shadow's fangirls to go away and was following them now. "Shhhh Shadow com'on you don't "hate" me. You're just cranky and need a nice nap. "NO I DON'T W-W-WAHHHHHHHHH!" Cried Shadow. Sonic covered his ears. "Yes you do Shadow. Look, you're crying your eyes out.
Shadow kept on crying as they got through the door of Silver's house and shut it. "Sonic, we still have his baby stuff from the last time right?" Sonic nodded. Yeah but we need some more food and diapers. We're out of those." Silver sighed. "Ok how many diapers do we have now in case he needs a new one after he naps?" Shadow blushed hard. "No I –I won't wet myself. I won't! "Yelled Shadow in between crying. Sonic checked. "We have 2 so Shadow better not use it more than twice before we can get more." Shadow blushed again. "What did I just tell you Faker?" "Sorry Shadow." Sonic said. "I'm just telling you are too young right now to get trained again." Shadow started crying again, since his dignity had been lost….again.
"Shadow shhh it's not a big deal. The last time you liked this, remember? You wuv Mr. Ba-Ba don't you? Yes you do. Yes you do and what about Maria dolly? You love her." Silver tried to comfort Shadow. "What g-gives you that dumb idea?" Shadow started to say but then his stomach growled loudly. "Your tummy says he wants Mr. Ba-Ba." Silver said as he got Shadow a bottle of Good Start baby formula. "No I don't need that crap. No!" Yelled Shadow as he tried to get away. "Com'on Shadow yes you do. It helps babies grow healthy. Plus you don't have any teeth. So no solid foods for you." Silver said as he moved the bottle towards Shadow's mouth and stuck the nipple in it.
Shadow spit the bottle out once but the second time silver held it in his mouth. "Silver no no nononono!" Shadow tried to say in between the formula going down his throat." Shhhhh I don't want you to choke. Silver said as he tried to calm the baby ebony and crimson hedgehog. Shadow stopped and actually tasted the formula and started to calm down and suck calmly on the bottle and make cute sounds. "He likes it." Silver whispered to Sonic. "I wish I had my freaking video camera right now so I could tape this." Sonic whispered back. Shadow stopped drinking and started to fuss. "Done?" Asked Silver. "Yea." Replied Shadow. Silver put Shadow on his shoulder and patted his back gently."Urp!" Shadow burped loudly and blushed. "Oh good boy." Silver praised Shadow and smiled. Shadow yawned and his eyes drooped. Sonic looked over. "Someone's sleepy.""Yeah he is." Said Silver as he rocked the little hedgehog in his arms.
Silver walked over to Shadow's little special nursery room that they had made room for the last time. Silver gently laid Shadow down in the crib that was next to the dresser which was filled with baby clothes. "Good thing we made this room huh?" Asked Sonic. "Shhhhhh." Whispered Silver. "The baby is sleeping." "Oh sorry." Sonic whispered as he turned on the baby monitor and took the receiver with them as they quietly walked out and shut the door. "Yeah." Silver said normally. "This was bound to happen again."