Heya, Sinful talking. You see, it occurred to me that, while I know about Buko, not everyone does. Soooo, I wanted to make this little companion piece to Buko Adventure to help other people understand Buko better. However, if I made a fic of me listing off buko, it would get attacked from all ends by the 'this isn't a fanfic! It doesn't deserve to exist!' brigade. So, to remedy this, I made these Buko parodies of Pokekelz and Trainer Class Alex to do it for me, a parody of a web-show, and thus techniqually a fanfic. Ha! Suck on my loopholes you picky fucks. Bukokelz, Tamer Class Alex, go get 'em!
"Hello and welcome to the Bukodex!" Bukokelz greeted everyone, "I'm Bukokelz," "And I'm BKO TMR Alex, and today is our first time explaining the info on a buko!" "Today we'll just be explaining the trivia about buko, but if you'd like us to discuss battle strategy with them as well, let us know!" Kelz said.
"Since this is the first one of these we're doing, it only makes sense to go with the buko based on the first pokemon in the national dex. Iiiiiiiit's Bulbasir!"
"Bulbasaur is the grass and starter from gen one and is known as the Bishie Plant Buko, it's name is obvious a mashup of Bulba, from it's origin as Bulbasaur, and sir, to reference the buko's gentlemanly nature," Alex said, "Like with it's pokegirls equivalent, Bulbasirs are the most commonly picked of the starters, as tamers are eager to use their lust dust and vines."
"For those of you not in the know," Kelz said, "Lust dust is a poison type ability, usually used for sex battles or just taming in general. The green powder is essentially just a powerful aphrodisiac. Many different buko can produce it, but Bulasir and his evolutions can produce it at a much faster and more potent rate than most others. As for the vines, they can be trained to use all six of them with maximum efficiency. yes, I said all six."
"Bulasir usually have a calm or laid back nature, and enjoy taming equally with either gender," Alex said, "however they prefer to either be on top during it, or remain on their fours; as laying on their back would damage their back plant and cause them a lot of pain and possibly even permanent injury. It had the normal leech seed and razor leaf that you would expect, and also has access to the vine bondage technique, great for sex battles and for restraining hostile enemies."
"The actual list of Bulbasir attacks is tackle, growl, lust dust, vine whip, vine bondage, leech seed, wall clench, and razor leaf. Children of Bulabsirs will be known to be born with the Solar Rejuvenation, Seasonal Camouflage, Nature's Senses, times three Enhanced Durability, and/or times four Enhanced Strength for the vines that they may or may not develop."
"When evolving into an Ivywhore, the Floral Pestilence Buko, it gains excess to a variety of new dust moves. Poison power, stun spore, sleeping powder, and bloom powder. Bloom powder, by the way, is a dust move that can only be learned by an Ivywhore or its evolved form. It comes in two forms: weak and potent. The weak version can be formed at any time, and causes a body part, be it an arm, a leg, or a dick, to increase to as much as triple it's size. The increase only lasts a few minutes though, and is usually meant to just distract during a battle, or spice up an evening taming. The potent stuff takes a few days to make, and is absolutely permanent."
"Ivywhore's are just as laid back as their previous form, if a little more quick to aggression when someone or something threatens his friends, family, or harem. Also, with this form the buko is able to form up to eleven vines at once. The natural attacks of an Ivywhore are leaf shield, sleep powder, stun spore, poison powder, and bloom powder (a dust attack that inflates body parts, useful for sex battles, taming, and for distraction in combat, usually only lasts a few minutes unless charged up longer). "
"And now we have what sets Bulbasir away from the other starters, because it actually has a split evolution at this stage. It can either become it's normal Venawhore form, or become an Iron Chef."
"Becoming an Iron Chef, the the Kitchen Super Cook buko, requires an Ivywhore with proficiency in cooking to come into contact with a heavy metal, a steel type hold item used both for evolution and training. These buko have a steel coating over their skin, and can battle with knives, frying pans, rollers, and pretty much anything else found in a kitchen, as well as their eleven metal coated vines. Aside from that, they're able to generate their own spices to cook or battle with. They can be combat buko, but are usually found as the resident non-combat buko for keeping the harem fed and healthy."
"The natural attacks of an Iron Chef are pepper spray, searing spice, passion spice, pan shield, multichip, iron clench and iron thrust."
"Finally, there's Venawhore, the Full Bloom buko. Standing at just over seven feet tall, wielding twenty vines, and able to generate itchy powder, leaf shields, heal woulds with synthesis or channel it into an attack with solar beam, this buko is the ultimate for a sexy grass type."
"They also have excess to frenzy plant if trained properly, and you do not want to get in the way of one when they're on the rampage. Even with all this power, they manage to stay laid back and calm, kinda like a sleeping bear. But if you somehow actually anger one, may the legendarys save you."
"One last side note, all forms of of Bulbasir line require sunlight as a source of energy. If cut off from it from too long they're get weaker and weaker until they pass out or even die, like a long drawn out version of dousing a Whorizard's tail-flame. The natural attacks of a Venawhore are synthesis, sap powder, sweet scent, and solar beam."
"And that's it for now, let us know what pokemon you want to know the buko version of, and let us know if you want us to go over battle strategy as well. We'll be back later with another informative installment of the Bukodex!"