EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
FLO
VS
TOD
BEGIN
[FLO]
ALRIGHT TOD YOU ARE NOT A GOOD FOX
YOU ARE SO FUCKING SNEAKY GO SUCK COPPER COCK
YOU SHOULD BE LIVING IN THE FOREST NOT HANGING OUT WITH THAT BEGAL
I'LL RAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND VIXIE YOU SHITTY LITTLE ASSHOLE
AS A NICE BLUE KITTEN I AM FAST AND SMART
YOU ARE THE CRAPPIEST FOX AND YOU DON'T HAVE A GOOD ART
I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND WILL KILL YOU
I THINK CLIFFORD IS A BETTER MAIN CHARACTER THAN YOU
[TOD]
OH HEY FLO BITCH LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I'M MADE OF
YOUR SHOW IS SO LAME YOU ARE SUCH A MOTHERFUCKA
VIXIE IS WAY MORE SEXIER THAN DAFFODIL
THE ONLY ONE IS DUMBER IS THAT PUNY NORVILLE
YOU THINK YOUR JEWISH ENOUGH TO BEAT ME AT THIS RAP
I'LL TELL CHIEF TO CHASE YOU SO YOU CAN SHUT YOUR TRAP
FUCK YOU FLO I CAN EAT YOU ALIVE
I'LL TELL AMOS SLADE TO SHOOT YOU AND THEN YOU'LL FUCKING DIE
[FLO]
OH WATCH YOUR TONE ASSHOLE YOU COULDN'T FIGHT CHIEF
YOU COULDN'T DEFEND VIXIE WHILE FUCKING FIGHTING
YOU CAN BEAT A BEAR BUT NOT A MAN
YOU WERE ENVY AT THE CIRCUS WHILE COPPER WAS IN THE BAND
FOX CAN HUNT TOO WHY NOT HELP YOUR FRIEND OUT
YOU WERE AFTER THE CHICKEN WELL GET THE FUCK OUT
I AM BETTER THAN YOU I CAN TEACH YOU TO BEHAVE
YOU ALMOST MADE CHIEF DIE YOU'LL BE FUCKING FLAY
[TOD]
WELL THAT WHAT YOU THINK BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE
YOU BROKE CLIFFORD TOY AND YOU DIDN'T LEARN TO SHARE
YOU KEEP BEING ON HYPER WELL THAT IS SO CRAZY
MR. SOLOMON IS OLD BURN HIM UP PLEASE
I CAN SING AND SING YOU JUST PLAY AND GET HURT
YOU BROKE THE MENORAH WELL YOU'LL BE IN A BURST
FORGET YOU CUNT I'M GOING BACK TO THE WOOD
WIDOW IS WAITING FOR ME AND YOU ARE SUCH A WUSS
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE