A/N: This is written for those few fangirls who reviewed Sauron's Version of the Piano Man and wanted another song parody, and also for Nota Lone, who is constantly annoyed by the fact that I am a rabid Raoul Fangirl. Enjoy!
(Dang straight! Typed by the lovely Nota Lone. Feel the love.)
Fandom of the Opera
Raoul
Online they screamed for me,
In hordes they come.
"Your voice," they called to me
"Is made for fame!"
If I will sleep again
I cannot tell,
For the Fandom of the Opera is there,
On AOL.
Fandom
Sing once again for us
On our TV
We're crazy over you-
Now hear our plea.
You left and gave the world
Not one farewell
Since the Fandom of the Opera appeared
On AOL
Raoul
As soon as they sign on,
Off-line I go
I'm hiding from them but
Their numbers grow;
And now my life's become
A living hell,
Cuz the Fandom of the Opera is there
On AOL!