Malk: Lucky Star Version
Konata, Kagami, and Tsukasa were at the latter's house, having snacks and reading manga.
"Hey Tsukasa?" Kagami asked. "We still got anything to drink?"
"Yeah in the fridge." Tsukasa answered. Kagami got up and opened the fridge.
"Hey Kagami." Konata said. " Can I have a glass of malk?"
"We don't have any "malk" but I can get you some milk." Kagami answered.
"That's what she just said." Tsukasa said.
"Yeah I just want some malk."
"No you're saying it wrong. You're saying "malk" like it's a disease or something."
"Tsukasa giggled and asked;"How do you say it then?"
"I'm saying it the way everyone ought to say it. Milk. M-I-L-K." Kagami lectured.
"Right like 2%."
"Like whole malk."
"No no no. Say "milkshake."
"Milkshake." Konata obliged.
"Now say "milk."
"malk."
Kagami facepalmed and asked Tsukasa; "Are you hearing this?"
"Yeah. The girl wants a glass of mulk!"
"Mulk!?"
"Give her the Mulk Kagami!"
The sibling's father peered through the doorway.
"Girls. Inside voices please."
"Sorry dad." They said in unison. "Our otaku friend."
The Dad walked away.
"KAGAMI! POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!" Konata shouted.
"Why are you screaming?" Kagami asked.
"Just give her the freaking mulk!" Tsukasa joined in.
"You're not even saying the same thing."
"We're all saying malk Kagami!"
"No you're saying malk! You're saying m"
Konata and Tsukasa continued to butcher the word "milk" until Kagami couldn't take it any more.
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" She pulled out a gun, prompting Konata and Tsukasa to do the same. They pointed their guns at Kagami while she pointed her's at herself.
"You better put the gun down Kagami. You better put it down!"
"You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself? That doesn't make any sense!"
Realizing that she was right, Konata and Tsukasa pointed their guns at themselves.
"Don't do this Kagami!"
"I'm going to kill myself over this!"
The girls continued to shout pleas of not shooting yourself to each other.
"And then we all pull the trigger." Kagami said. She was on the phone with Konata.
"No. Konata said. "We are not filming something like that."
"Why not?"
"It's too dark. I don't know." Konata hung up and finished shoving her father into the oven.
The End