The WFT

by Tardation

The Wii Fit Trainer has tormented the other women long enough, and it's time for the law to be laid down! Ultra Crack fic, if you can't appreciate me trashing your waifus then you are free not to read. Teen for cursing and low brow jokes in general. also, Im too lazy to actually see whether or not this will have said low brow jokes.

1. The Meeting

Disclaimers: I don't own Super Smash Brothers. Nintendo or any of the guest characters. If I did then there would be a subspace emissary for Wii U. That aside, this is a major crack fic, with relatively short chapters, usually extremely isolated situations that make little sense, and may be too much for the humorless to handle. You have been warned.

"We all gathered here for a great purpose!" Samus began her speech "And that purpose, is to find a way to punish the Wii Fit Trainer!"

"YEAH" All of the women cheered

"Her days of evil doing shall be over soon!" Samus promised, all of the females cheering again

"Um… what exactly did she do?" Robin (Male) asked. "And why was Lucina invited to such a barbaric event?"

"Of course, a man like you wouldn't understand, you're too busy staring at the Wii Fit Trainer!" Samus accused.

"I'm in a relationship, for Naga's sake!" He pulled Lucina close right then, causing her to blush crimson. "And the least you could do is explain how horrible she is. Now to think of it, I never attended her yoga class…"

The female Villager (Who we'll refer to as Villagirl from here on out) pulled out a CD from her… inventory. Everyone cheered as she wordlessly slipped the disc into the player.

As villagirl slipped in the disc, he saw it was titled "The W.F.T."

For Naga's sake Robin thought what did she get into now…

"Now, as MOST of us know" Samus said "The WFT has been performing acts of pure evil! For both ourselves and the outsider, we will review her sins ourselves."

Robin reviewed everyone at the table. Samus herself was straightening her jumpsuit, Zelda was preoccupied with being a derp with her fiyerbalz, Peach was playing poker, arguing that Toad is equal to at least 500 G, Female Robin (Who we'll call Robyn) Was practicing Tome Stackers, A fun game of her invention that very few people appreciate fully (maybe her kid will make it big...) Villagirl is prodding the floor with a stick, looking for water and Corrin, who is fresh off of the DLC train, is simply not giving a second glance to the whole ordeal.

The disc counted down like a sephia film

3

2

1

BEEP

AN: So, like I said, incredibly short, just as I promised. That should be easy for someone like an attention span like yours! At any rate, I think the first story is going to be of Samus, because I already have a VERY clever thing in mind. Until then, I live off of your reviews!