I blame Naïve-Symphony for this completely. This is the brilliant idea we came up with at like one or two in the morning. This is going to be the best story that this site has ever seen, and because of that, I dedicate this story to you! …but now that I re-read this story, I have no idea if that's a good thing or a bad thing…
But oh man, I had SO MUCH fun writing this. I even sped wrote parts because A) it would be funnier if I hardly thought about what I was writing about and B) I just want to post this already to get your opinions (And Naïve-Symphony's of course) about it.
And damn, there's so much I wanna say but don't know how to say (Ok just now firefox is saying I spelled say incorrectly...whut.) it....just know that this is inspired mostly by our AIM conversations, which means that she helped with parts of the story too. Hahahaha.
WARNINGS: This is full of crack. You might also be scarred for life. If you get offended easily, don't read it, because I make fun of a lot of crap. Plus, it might seem normal NOW, but trust me, it gets stupider. Way way waaaay stupider.
Rated M for Midnight Raining Down has lost her Marbles.
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Prologue
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At first glance, BASTARD IGLOO TRANNY CHILDREN HIGH SCHOOL was an ordinary high school. It had normal green grass perched outside the building, normal blue skies hovering above, normal geeks being hung onto the flag pole, and normal rats running out of the backroom of the school which had the words 'Food Storage' written on it.
However, once you put your hand on the innocent doorknob on the door to the entrance to the school and push it open, you can see that anything but normal activity occurs in the hallways. You can only guess what happens in the classrooms.
Your first clue might be the school's security guards hanging around the entrance of the school, leaning against walls and sitting on the floors, playing card games and smoking cigarettes casually despite the 'no smoking' sign right next to them. You can hear them vaguely talking bad about some students, saying which ones creeped them out and which ones would probably end up going insane before they even graduated.
Your second clue might be two adults running around in superhero costumes. When you ask one of the security guards why they aren't chasing after the suspicious couple, they look at you and reply, "Oh, those are two of the teachers. They lost a bet, see…"
Then you notice a guy saunter across the hallway with waves of people looking after him lustfully. He has very long, dirty blonde hair that seems to blow in imaginary wind. He struts like he owns the place and when his creepy bugged out eyes wink at you suggestively you shiver, suddenly feeling very, very unclean. He reminds you of some sort of rapist or creeper who would surely drug any drink had he the chance, or perhaps a guy who designed those creepy smiley faces on AIM. You are about to question the strange guy's actions to the security guards, but one saw what had transpired and gave his explanation in two simple sentences.
"That's Vexen. He's hot shit."
That is definitely your third clue, not only that the school was anything but normal, but a clue that you better get the hell out of there before you become corrupted like all the other strange people in the building. Because once they become corrupted, there's no turning back.