I really did try to rewrite this. Blame my pathetic ass for lacking skills in writing lmaooo
Also this is an AU where the vongola doesn't exist and they're just a bunch of meme loving teenagers. Basically without Vongola all of them are ooc lol
Chapter 1: To the window, to the wall
Tsuna spiked that volleyball right into Hibari's cold gay heart. No this isn't Haikyuu.
There was a phenomenon where the first things your soulmate would say would be tattooed on your wrist. It would appear after your 13th birthday, and this made teenagers excited to see what was on their wrist.
Your soulmate could be a romantic or platonic partner, it was up to both of you. But Tsuna started to question who his soulmate really was, and what kind of relationship would they even had. His friends got simple things like 'hello there' or 'excuse me, can I borrow a pen?'. Even Gokudera got a decent one like 'oh god, are you okay?'. But he got a 'I'll bite you to death.' written delicately in cursive on his wrist.
He remembered his confusion when he first saw it, but brushed it aside. But now he was all grown up and in 11th grade, he's starting to question if he's soulmate is either: a) a vampire, b) a sadist or c) kinky.
A loud yell of pain made everyone turn to the direction where it came from. Tsuna lied down on the grass, holding his nose. He groaned, his nose will probably bruise… again.
"Jesus christ, are you okay?" Gokudera ran to his side, and helped Tsuna up. Tsuna whined, "I got hit by the volleyball again. Do I look like a net to all of you?"
Gokudera snickered. "I'd normally be concerned for you, but you were so distracted by your gay ass crush that you got hit again." Tsuna turned to Gokudera with a noticeable blush on his cheeks. "Sh-Shut up!"
It was true though. Tsuna had a crush on the leader of the Disciplinary Committee. The leader was the infamous Hibari Kyouya. He's tall, lean and had fluffy black hair. (Tsuna was the one who said this. Probably because there was a small bird nested on his hair most of the time. It's very cute.) He was no lie, really attractive. He caught the attention of most girls and even boys on their school.
And one of those boys is Tsuna himself.
He was whipped the first time he saw him. Tsuna was so desperate to know his name, but couldn't even get near him, everyone who would even breathe near him get s growled at. The boy growls. He even has a bunch of "weapons" on his pockets. Boxcutters, screwdrivers and even a pocket knife. How is this guy not even punished for bringing a weapon at school? Who knows. Tsuna doesn't even know.
So Tsuna's stuck to staring at him from afar and looking like a sad puppy. His best friend Gokudera pities him for it, and questions his preference for men.
"By the way, you do know that the ball crashed on the window of his office?" Kyoko piped.
Kyoko was also one of his close friends, and the only girl who knows of his crush on Hibari. Despite her cute looks, she could be a troll sometimes. She also liked to lie to boys who fawn over her. How can an angel be this devilish?
Tsuna stared at Kyoko dumbly, not getting what she wanted to say. "Get the ball, duh."
"Wh-Why me?"
Kyoko laughed. "None of us want to get killed." Even Gokudera nodded.
"I didn't even throw the ball!" Tsuna turned to Gokudera. "What happened to the Gokudera I know? The one who would step in and defend me, the one who kisses the ground I walk on-"
"I do NOT do that, Tsuna. I love you but I'm not an ass kicker. And I wanted you to finally get near your..uh, what do you call him? Big Fettuccini?"
Tsuna shaked his fists in annoyance, and embarrassment. He once slipped by calling Hibari his boyfriend and Gokudera never let him live. Stomping in annoyance, he went for the office of his so-called "boyfriend".
Calming his nerves, he quietly walked down the hallways. So his plan was, he knocks on the door, apologize profusely, try not to stutter while talking to the hot guy- um, to Hibari, and hope that he won't kill him for the action he didn't even do.
He saw the door was open and peeked inside. The left panel of the window by the desk was smashed, and the ball rested on the couch in front of the desk. Small shards of glass were scattered. He was so dead.
He quickly went to get the ball and turned around to hopefully run outside to escape the clutches of Hibari but unfortunately, when he was about to get out, he bumped into someone. And yes, it was Hibari.
Tsuna slowly looked up and his mind went blank. 'Oh boy Oh dear Oh God he's attractive as fuck. What did I do in my past life to be able to see a masterpiece like this exist.'
The said boy stepped back and furrowed his eyebrows at Tsuna. When he saw the ball on Tsuna's hand and the smashed window on his office, he gritted his teeth and glared at the younger.
"I'll bite you to death."
Tsuna flinched at his words and started sputtering words, "No wait I can explain-" He pleaded, but then stop. "Wait what?"
He looked at his wrist and back at Hibari. He felt it, the 'pinch' you'd feel when you heard your soulmate speak their first words at you. Both of them had horrified looks on their faces, though Tsuna's look was more noticeable. "This can't be real. Oh my god."
But he saw it, he caught a glimpse of the tattoo on Hibari's wrist. "No wait I can explain" was on Hibari's, written on his own handwriting. Tsuna wanted to scream. This couldn't be real. His classmate smashed a window, he went to get the ball, and maybe cut his fingers from the glass and his crush since 9th grade was infront of him. And his crush was his soulmate.
So he screamed.
Hibari flinched at Tsuna's action and stared at him weirdly. He finally spoke, "What the fuck are you doing-" but Tsuna was about to run for his life. But it was a big damn no for Hibari. He caught the arm of the other boy and pulled him back. "Where do you think you're going? I'm just as horrified as you are, calm down and let me speak."
Tsuna was about to die from his place right now, his face was about to melt off from embarrassment. "How can I calm down?" He whined, "I've been crushing over you since 9th grade and god you are so unbelievably hot and now you're my soulmate and now you're about to kill me for something I didn't even do-"
"…What."
Tsuna choked. "Did I really just said that. Out loud. In front of your face. Please stab me right now." Tsuna had enough. He's embarrassed himself for too long. He's now waiting for death's embrace.
He closed his eyes tightly, waiting for Hibari to sock him into the next dimension. But nothing came. He opened his eyes and saw Hibari staring at him confusedly. You could barely see it, but his cheeks were tinted pink. "I-uh. Won't kill you."
If there was a sound for "?", Tsuna was playing it right now. He literally witnessed this guy beat up someone bigger than him in the past and now he's shying away? The ball must've hit my face so hard I passed out. I must be in a coma. What.
"What. What?"
Hibari huffed. "I won't hurt my soulmate. That's the rule my mother gave me. I was also… taken aback. No one has complimented me for my looks."
Tsuna wanted to cry. The guy has rules on soulmates and he has never been complimented before? He wants to drag him to the nearest church and marry him.
"Please stop ...crying, or whatever you're doing. I'm not used to being nice." Tsuna could see the discomfort on his face so he calmed himself down and nodded.
After an apology and an explanation later, Hibari agreed to it and planned to kick whoever's ass was responsible for this. They quietly walked out of the hallway, neither of them looking at each other. It was awkward to meet your soulmate like that, and they honestly had no idea how their relationship would work now.
"So... what are we now?" Tsuna asked, playing with the bandaids on his fingers. He didn't want to jump to conclusions, though his gay ass wanted to marry Hibari on the spot, he didn't want to make any move that would make Hibari uncomfortable.
"I'm not sure. I could marry you now, you're pretty cute." Hibari smirked.
Tsuna stopped on his tracks and sputtered, his face was probably so red right now, and probably his ears too. "What- Wait- No-" Rolling his eyes, Hibari dragged Tsuna by the arm. "I'm kidding. I'll take you out to dinner first, or whatever you people do when you date."
Tsuna was still convinced that he's in a coma. Hibari Kyouya wouldn't be this greasy. Or was he? He doesn't even know a lot about this guy.
"Okay. One question though."
"What?"
"What's with the 'I'll bite you to death'? Is that like a thing you're into or…"
Hibari paused walking for a second and replied, "Could be."
"Tsuna what happened-" Gokudera stopped and saw Hibari holding Tsuna's arm turned to Tsuna, then to Kyoko then to Hibari. "Uh."
Kyoko had a shit eating grin, which embarrassed Tsuna. "We..We're.." Tsuna shyly raised his arm and showed them their wrists.
"We're soulmates. Take him away from me or I'll kick your ass far down to hell." Hibari glared at Tsuna's friends, which only nodded. Gokudera was confused and uncomfortable, yet Kyoko was enjoying every minute of this.
The three of them stepped aside to let Hibari pass and murder whoever crashed his office's window. While watching the bloody murder infront of them, the three of them talked.
"If he ever acts like a demon to you, hit me up and I'll smack him upside with a Bible." Gokudera deadpanned.
"If you ever get married, I'll be the bridesmaid." Kyoko smiled.
"We literally just met face to face minutes ago. Why are you guys like this."
"Does he have a biting kink? You know, with your tattoo and all."
"Kyoko! I…I honestly don't know. When I asked him he just said 'Could be.'"
"Kinky."