This is my entry for Written in Ink's January Challenge! I've never tried a challenge before, but it looks fun!!!!!
The criteria was : Create a fic a humor fic, set in January using the line, "I can't believe you just did that!".
(You might have already noticed this, but I'm starting to like one-shots!)
Mine's not really a humour, but it will have to do :)
Disclaimer: HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO SAY THAT I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT??????
Bella's POV
"Renesmee, look at the snow. Isn't it beautiful?" I crooned to the adorable baby girl sitting in my lap, as she stared at the dazzling white snow-flakes that were drifting down from the sky. A thick layer of snow already carpeted the ground, only our driveway clear because Rosalie and Alice had driven out to get some new clothes for Renesmee. Renesmee smiled at me, then put her hand to my cheek, to tell me that she was hungry for some blood, and she wanted to play in the snow with the deer.
"But what if you get cold?" I asked her, worridly. She showed me a picture of her wrapped in her warm fur coat that Alice had given her for Christmas, and the soft, cute Ugg boots which I had picked for her.
"Okay, if you insist" I told her, and she smiled broadly at me, reaching her arms up to hug me. She was the size of an eight year old, and she'd only been born a year and a half ago. She gracefully slipped down from my lap and ran to get her coat and boots. A few moments later she reappeared, warmly dressed.
"Come on mummy!" She instructed me. I stood up and raced her out the door, not at my full speed, but fast enough to challenge Renesmee. I let her overtake me once we were deep in the forest. She jumped in to the deep snow and started making snow angel, causing me to laugh with absolute love. How adorable she looked!
"Renesmee, darling, you'll get really cold doing that." I told her, and she stopped and sat up, but she frowned at me. I picked her up and hugged her, then started spinning her around in circles. She was even happier than she had been before after I stopped her doing the snow angel. She touched my cheek when I set her down on the ground, and she told me she could smell a deer. I nodded at her, and she ran after it. I watched her with happiness, until she was out of my sight. I chased my own deer, then went back to the small clearing where I had left her.
"Renesmee?" I asked in to the dark forest. All sorts of scary thoughts were rushing through my head about where she could be. Had she been kidnapped? Had the Volturi got her? Where was she?
It was at that moment that a cold, wet, hard snowball hit me hard in the back of my head. I spun around to see Renesmee laughing at me, her beautiful brown eyes sparkling and her skin shimmering as the sun emmerged. I was about to laugh when a plan formed in my head.
"I can't believe you just did that!" I exclaimed to her. I ran at her, and lifted her up in my arms. I spun her around, higher and higher until I was spinning her high above my head. She was laughing loudly, and then I threw her up and caught her. Renesmee was still laughing, and she touched my cheek. She showed how much fun she just had. I just held her tight, and ran back to our house.
Okay, I admit, that was weird! Still, please review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!