Chuck Norris
rules the
country of
Sealand.
Peter thought
Chuckie was
the most
awesome person
except for
Zhe AWESOME
PRUSSIA!
Prussia, meanwhile,
was being
very ehrfürchtig
because who needs English.
His brudder
was tiny
and pathetic.
However, he
had only
a potato
and
one friend because
he's THAT
much of
a wimp.
But,
he had a secret.
His brudder
was awesome
... that's it.
Italy,
likes pasta
more than
his fratello
no love for him.
But, Liechtenstein
looked like
a man.
Because Austria
was a
pretty princess.
Who loved
a manly
Hungarian woman.
However, Hungary
was so
going out
with Prussia
because he
was AWESOME.
His brother,
still was
so lonely.
But, Prussia
was awesome
enough for the both of them.
WOO!
Svitzerland
was a
money whore.
Who
liked money
a lot.
But, France
got the
Switzerland's sister
a pony
he stole it
from Poland.
And Polska
hates him
for it.
Except for
the fact
he was
a very
nice guy
with a big
basket of
sausages.
Lederhosen
were the
Greman Sparkle
Party fashion.
Greece and
Turkey were
making out
in the
closet noisily
which they
shared with
Japan.
Nihon
was on
crack that
was really good crack.
Which he
borrowed from
the Netherlands.
Canadia and
the Netherlands
were getting
Amerika to
have a
North American
Sparkle Party
with Holland.
However, England
and Belgium
were late
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and got
glow sticks.
France was sitting at home
forever alone.
with Tony
Lovino
and Wy.
were throwing
waterballoon filled
with beef
at Sealand
so Chuck
roundhouse kicked
Wy
flew so high
she disappeared
in an
explosion of
Chuck Norris-ness.
Meanwhile, Sveden,
was in
an Ikea
with Finland
and they
bought a
box
to put Sealand
in and send him far, far away
to the land of the unholy eyebrowed one.
Denmark was
drunk.
And Norge
was annoyed
with life
because Iceland
would not call him Big Brother
And he
went to
stay with
Finland and
Sveden, even
and called them
Big Brother
which made
Norway very
bitchy and
he wanted
to stranggle
them both.
But he settled for Denmark
Turky and
Greece left
Japan in
the closet
for America
to do with
as he pleases.
All while
they Sparkle
Party'd the
night away
Russia and
China were alone together
until suddenly
Belarus appears
and uses
claw attack
it is
super effective.
But, then
China went
all Japan-mode
and hit her with his wok
like a boss
and she
fainted.
China captures the Belarus
Polska
likes ponies
so Lithuania
bought him one.
however, it
wasn't pink
so Poland
sold it
to Russia.
and it was never seen again.
Switzerland the Money Whore
used his little sister to
sell girl scout cookies.
And steal Austria's money like a little ninja.
(The cookies were cardboard)
(Austria ate them anyways)
Hungary left him for Prussia, anyways, so that's his problem.
and Austria was all alone with his Piano
that was really Canada
who secretly liked it.
Becuse he's France's kid, anyways.
Seychelles played with her fish
which was actually a marvelous bread fish.
And Luciano blew up the 1P world
THEEEEE END.
*Bonus*
Chuck Norris was the only one left and created a new world order which
was FLAVIOISM!
(And Chuckie's bro Sealand was High Priest.)
but, the mighy Lord Doitsu was not pleased with this, and blew up the entire new existance with a firey explosion of Pink and Yaoi.
But pink powers the Flavioists, giving them a new sense of vigor and strength to overthrow the Doitsu. Plus Chuck Norris. They win.
Then Luciano comes in and scares his brother off and rules to new world.
but he's so ugly, everyone dies.
The end.
PS. Falvio woke up 6 weeks later buried 10 feet undgerground
But he's immortal from because a country and a god so he's like, "I will surivive.