disclaimer- i do not own super smash bros or anything except this story :)
It was an average day in the smash mansion, as in every typical day they would brawl, eat, talk, trick kirby into eating a hobos shoe, and arm wrestle. But that all changed when they seen marios body hanging there, in his room, swinging back and forth, his eyes wide open, head hanging down, banana in his mouth. But what seemed to surprise them the most is that his shoe was missing!
Soon immediately everyone was in a panic, they were running around screaming while crazy hand was playing with barbie's and peach committed suicide by jumping out the window, but nobody really seemed to care because she was a weak and annoying bit…bimbo. Soon after master hand had calmed everyone down after he was done playing with his finger puppets. They all had a piece of pie and had a funeral for mario. After of hours of crying "wait" said luigi "we havn't said a thing at all in this story" "yeah if we can't talk this story is gonna suck" replied bowser in an angry tone "and also what did you do with peaches body falco?" asked zelda. But falco didn't reply "FALCOOOOOOOOOOOO" yelled everyone soon to start panicking "can't falco take a poopie witowt getin welled at" said falco "an I let the birdies eat peaches body" added falco. Then yoshi grabbed a knife and killed everyone in there sleep except for wario who happened to be taking a crap at the and yoshi smelt it. Wario lived happily ever after until a flying pig with a horn came down and hit wario in the heart, and ike survived also. THE END