Summary: Zero catches on fire. His initial reaction pisses Gaige off.
Author's Note: Just a little bit of Zaige hidden in this, because I am completely sure that they'd be perfect together. If you don't like that, I guess it could be seen as just a friendly thing. XD
Disclaimer: If only I owned Gearbox... If only...
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Burnt
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"I feel the burning
Eating through my equipment
Must stop, drop, and roll."
Instantly I tackled the assassin into the nearby water. Soaked, the two of us stood up, rage coursing through my body as I punched Zero's chest with my human arm. "You are so fucking stupid!" I screamed, clenching my fists as Maya, Axton, and Salvador ran over to make sure we were OK.
"WTF BRO" Appeared on his mask as soon as my fist made contact, a broken heart emoticon appearing soon after.
"The first thing you do when you catch on fire is HAIKU?!" I shouted "Moron!"
":("