Disclaimer: This is just a parody of the many FlakyxFlippy fics in the HTF section. Don't take it seriously! I have nothing against FxF, I am just making fun of it!

One sunny morning, Flaky decided to go for a walk. This young porcupine happily strolled on the sidewalk when she noticed an old green army bear approach her. She thought nothing of it and continued on. She could now hear footsteps behind her, getting quicker every second. Flaky started to run but was then tackled.

"Hey there!" The bear said. "I'm Flippy!"

"Oh! Heh-heh-heh... Hi..." Flaky nervously cringed.

Flippy helped her up and held her hands up. "I think I love you!" He said, because it's perfectly normal for a 40+ year old war veteran to have sexual feelings for a paranoid teenage girl.

"Oh... W-well..." Flaky Stuttered. "I don't feel the s-same about you..."

Just then, Flippy stepped on a twig and this set him off. Flippy had seen many twigs get stepped on in the war and it caused him to become evil, because that is so how PTSD works!

Flippy started to kill everyone, even people who were nowhere near him. He never killed Flaky, because even though he thought he was still in the war, a part of him was aware of this porcupine he "loved" (who was over 30 years younger than him).

Flippy snapped out of it. He went back to his "lover" and tried to kiss her. Flaky tried to get away from him. She thought he was a nice guy, but he just wasn't acting like he should (Shhh! Don't tell the author that!).

Flaky suddenly had feelings for him, even though she just witnessed him kill a bunch of people before her very eyes. Cuddles walked by and called him a faggot. This set off Flippy again. (Like I said before, this is totally how his mental illness works!)

Flippy killed him and then they started dating. They soon met up with the author's character named Mary Sue. She also wanted Flippy and so she and Flaky fought each other.

Mary won using her ultra demon powers and they decided to have a threesome.

Everybody lived happily ever after! (Except for all the people Flippy killed, they're dead. Duh!)

PS: I know I'm going to get flamed for this, but if this makes you angry, that means you can't take a joke. If you are a FxF fan who didn't get offended, thank you for being mature!