I was checking the pjo archive when i realized that there is no fics in which percy is shrunkkkkkk. which sucks. so i made one yayyyyyyy

i dont own pjo

It was all Lou Ellen's fault, and the Stolls of course, it was always the Stolls. Lou Ellen was trying out a new spell when the Stolls sneaked up to her and grabbed her from behind misdirecting her spell and her phrasing. The spell shot through the air in a bright blue burst of light, hitting our favorite hero on his way to dinner from a long day of sword training. Percy doubled over and sank to the ground.

"Omigods Percy, I am so sorry! Are you ok?!" Lou Ellen ran over to the raven haired, sea green eyed demigod and knelt next to him checking for vital signs, the Stolls realized what had happened and stumbled over between apologies.

"Dude we are sorry, I swear we didn't know it-." Percy grunted something that sounded like 's kay and rolled over feeling nauseous. The Stolls propped him up and in a slow procession guided the hero back into his cabin, praying to whatever god was listening that Percy wouldn't puke all over them.

They dumped Percy onto his bed and ran out of the cabin to avoid punishment, they knew that their friend wouldn't give them away. That night Percy didn't go to dinner, no one thought much of it. The next morning after breakfast, which Percy missed too, Nico arrived at camp and barged into the Poseidon cabin meaning to check on his cousin,

"Hey Perce! Can I borrow yo-… Perce?"

A tiny head of raven hair peeked out from the blue sheeted bed and a 5 inch tall replica of the hero hesitantly rose from the bed, covering himself with a corner of his now much too large T-shirt.

"Nico?"

The dark eyed boy rushed over to the bed and stared at the tiny demigod in awe reaching out to poke him with a pale finger. Then he picked Percy, who groped for his shirt, and placed him on his hand, a grin on his face.

"Awww Perce! You are positively adorable! Wait until Thalia finds out!"

Percy grunted and sent Nico a pointed glare "Shut up! If pinecone face finds out I will never hear the end of this!"

To Percy it was all too clear that Nico was having way more fun than he should and was contemplating several ways to physically injure his cousin once he got back to his normal size. It was bad enough that in a growth spurt the younger demigod had passed not-as-tall-as-you'd-expect-him-to-be Percy but to be stuck in this tiny shape and be prodded and poked by his teasing technically cousin. This was way too much.

"Stop prodding me and find me something to wear!" the smaller and technically younger teen kicked Nico's thumb furiously. Nico just laughed cruelly and picked up the tiny Percy up under his arms, keeping him covered up in the orange shirt.

"C'mon little Percy, lets get you some appropriate clothes… How do you feel about a trip to the Aphrodite cabin? I'm sure they would lend you some Barbie clothes."

Percy eyed him. "I fucking hate you."

"I know you love me. Lets get going."

Nico tucked a now naked Percy into his pocket and headed to the Aphrodite cabin.

.o0o.

Getting to the Aphrodite cabin without being noticed turned out to be harder than Nico expected. Not wanting to risk Percy falling out of his pocket during shadow travel he walked out of time with an embarrassed, nervous and miniaturized son of Poseidon in his jean pocket wasn't the most comfortable thing and campers constantly stopped for a chat or a favor.

When they finally arrived Percy was having second thoughts. "No! No! No! I don't want to!"

Nico knocked the door impatiently, "Too bad Perce, you gotta do what you gotta do."

Percy repeated himself, "I fucking hate you"

The door to the cabin opened before deathboy had time to come up with a sassy reply and piper invited them in, dragging piper to a dark corner of the room before taking Percy out. Piper couldn't hold in her laughter when Percy stuttered and asked for some Ken clothes.

"Fine, Lucy has some but we have to tell camp soon you know."

Percy pouted, which was awfully cute with his stature, but agreed to.

.o0o.

The Ken clothes were too big but they were the smallest that they could find. Percy felt ready to murder somebody after the first 10 minutes of having Aphrodite children gushing over his teeny weeny wittle self and Nico laughing Percy was about to jump and strangle someone if his arms where long enough. Which they were not.

Suddenly Leo broke through the doors.

"Pipes! Nico! One of you get Percy! The gods are here!"

Leo caught sight of the miniaturized hero from the corner of his eye and simultaneously both yelled the first thing that came to mind.

"SHIT!"