Hey guys and gals! This was just something I felt like writing, no idea why though, but here it is! Just some Man Stuff and friendship building!
Hope you enjoy. I will continue with it if you guys like it, so don't be afraid to voice your opinions in the reviews!
I do not own RWBY, Monty Oum does. I also do not own the song 'Sexy Back' all rights to Justin Timberlake!
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It was a normal day at Beacon. The sun was shining, no missions had been issued and best of all... It was a weekend.
Nora and Pyrrha walked into the cafeteria and spotted team RWBY sat down at a table. The duo rushed over to them and took seats.
"Hey guys!" Nora greeted them "Have you guys seen Renny or Jauney?" She asked.
Ruby looked at her team who shook their heads in response "Sorry Nora, we haven't seen them."
"I'm sure they are fine." Pyrrha sighed.
"Hmm, I guess so..." Nora frowned. All she wanted to do was spend some alone time with Ren.
"So you haven't seen them all morning?" Weiss asked "That's odd."
Suddenly a voice came through the speakers "All students, please open your scrolls and go to community channel 4." Glynda Goodwitch chuckled lightly through the mic "You do not want to miss this."
Team RWBY and NP from JNPR looked at each other with confusion.
"Did Miss Goodwitch... laugh?" Ruby questioned, stunned at the prospect of the older lady having the capability to smile, let alone laugh.
"We can find out what she found so humorous by doing what she said, I guess." Weiss added, pulling out her scroll and clicking on the channel. The heiress' face dropped "Wha..What is this?"
Upon seeing the her reaction the rest of the group pulled out their own scrolls.
"Is that... Jaune?" Pyrrha asked, eyes going wide.
"I think so." Yang answered "What the hell is he wearing?"
On the screen, Jaune was stood in the centre of a dark stage. He wore a pair of baggy tracksuit bottoms with a white vest. He had a snapback that was turned all the way around.
Pyrrha blushed while looking at her partner. 'Our training has clearly been paying off...' She thought as she saw the chest tighten against his muscles.
"I don't understand. Why is he just stood there?" Blake groaned. 'Interrupted my reading for nothing.'
Suddenly a beat started to play which silenced the groups that were watching.
"I'm bringing sexy back." Jaune started to sing and dance.
"What!?" The table screamed in surprise.
"Gotta say, I did not think that Vomit boy had it in him." Yang admitted.
"Them other boys don't know how to act." The blonde continued the song. "I think your special, what's behind your back? So turn around and I'll pick up the slack."
"Haha! Am I glad Ren would never do anything to embarrass himself!" Nora grinned happily.
"Take em to the bridge!"
The bubbly haired girls smile dropped as another light shone on the stage, revealing Ren in a very similar outfit to Jaune's.
"Dirty babe. You see these shackles, baby I'm your slave." Ren sung seductively and danced even more so.
"Ren! No!" Nora screamed as she shook her scroll into the air.
"I'll let you whip me if I misbehave." The raven haired boy smirked.
Blake blushed at the mention of whips and hid her face. 'Ren, you dirty boy.' She grinned inwardly.
"It's just that no one makes me feel this way. TAKE EM TO THE CHORUS!" He sung happily.
"Come here girl" Jaune jumped back in.
"Go ahead, be gone with it." Ren sung as back up for now.
"Come to the back."
"Go ahead, be gone with it."
"VIP!"
"Go ahead, be gone with it."
"Drinks on me."
"Go ahead, be gone with it."
"Let me see what you're twerking with."
"Go ahead, be gone with it."
"Look at those hips."
"Go ahead, be gone with it."
"You make me smile."
"Go ahead, be gone with it."
"Go ahead child."
"Go ahead, be gone with it."
"And get your sexy on."
"Go ahead, be gone with it." Ren and Jaune smiled.
Yang looked over her shoulder to see how many people were witnessing half of team JNPR make fools of themselves. Everyone had their scrolls out and surprised looks on their faces. The boisterous blonde smirked. 'All of the teasing shall be had!'
By now the second verse had started, but this time, It was Ren singing the verse. "I'm bringing sexy back. Them other fuckers don't know how to act. Come let me make up for the things you lack. 'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast!"
Blake grinned and looked up from the scroll "Anyone else here that thinks this is pretty hot?" She asked the group.
Weiss blushed and looked away. Ruby twiddled her thumbs nervously. Nora nodded and burst into a speech on how "Ren is always hot!". Pyrrha silently nodded, not wanting to take her eyes off the screen. Yang grinned back at the amber eyed girl.
"I'll admit that their singing and dancing needs to be worked on, but they have got some serious balls to actually do this." The blonde girl admitted.
The channel screen went black as the song finished. Leaving the girls to wonder what they had just witnessed.