eDisclaimer: Yeah yeah yeah, I don't own twilight. WE ALL KNOW THAT!!!
Emmett Awesomeness
It
was the very last day of Bella's senior year at Fork's High
School. She had bought a yearbook.
"Edward, can I talk to you?"
asked Bella.
"Sure. What's wrong Bella?" asked Edward.
"Ummm… I bought a yearbook, and then Emmett took it and divided the signing section into 5 parts. The first one was the "Awesome Super Cool Vampires!!!!" Under that section, Rosalie, Alice, Esme, Carlisle, Jasper, and you signed. THEN, Here's Emmett's signature: Emmett C., the Awesomest, Coolest, HOTTEST VAMPIRE THERE IS!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh my Jasper!" said Edward.
"Ok, that's a little weird…." Said Bella. "Anyway, then there was the section called "The Stupid Creepy Ugly Bad-Smelling wolves." Under that section, there was Sam, Emily, Paul, Quil, Embrey, Billy, and then Jacob. Under Jacob, Emmett wrote, "The worstest-smelling, ugliest, creepiest, stupidest wolf of all!!!"
"Oh my Jasper!" said Edward. "That is… so true, now that I think about it… I really love Jasper…"
"Ummm… Ok then… Anyway, then there was the "Bad A** Nomads" Under that category, there was James, Laurent, and then Victoria. Under Victoria, Emmett wrote "IS SOOOOOO VERY HOT!!!" then Rosalie wrote "WE ARE MARRIED YOU DIPSHIT"
Then Emmett wrote, "Oops. I forgot…" then Rosalie got all pissed off and kicked Emmett's butt." said Bella.
"OH MY JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know, I'm starting to think that I should have married him… I really love him…" said Edward.
Bella gave Edward the death stare, then started to chase after Edward, who was running away. Emmett snickered. "Wow. I think Bella liked my Edward action figure. I hope she isn't too mad…"