Ok! This is my first crossover fic!its with naruto and absolute boyfriend!its a bit weird….But who cares!?the pairings are:riikoXnight riikoXsasori deidaraXnight deidaraXsasori and implied maybe later I'll do a fic on my fav anime ever(naruto is tied with it)crimson grave!oh well that's later well for now enjoy this crossover fic!wait almost forgot!WARNINGS:yaoi,lemon and disterbing thoughts and conversations!this is also my first attempt at lemon so say how bad it sucks and I will destorey is japanese and this is english!enjoy!
Deidara smiled as sasori kissed his lips passionately and took off his shirt."d-dei are you sure you want this?"sasori asked before proceeding."yes danna."deidara said boldly."im sure."sasori let a smirk go on his lips."fine."sasori slipped deidara's pants off,deidara smiled and took off sasori's pants and meant sasori and deidara were only in their boxers. "wait."sasori said picking up deidara randomly. "wha-what?????"deidara said magerly confused, "lets go some where else…"sasori smiled deviously."where?danna are you feeling all right?"deidara put his hand on sasori's forehead to see if he was all right. "im fine."sasori said laying didara on the took off deidara's boxers as deidara took of his. "whoa!deidara your huge!"sasori yelled falling off the side of the bed. "qu!"(that's a shout of surprise when you get hurt)sasori yelled as he hit the floor and his face fell in a unknown object."what the hell!!!!????!?!?!"sasori yelled looking at the object it was pink purple and…MOVING!?!?!?!?"ahh!holy fucking crap!"sasori stood up when deidara yelled that.
"what?whats going on?!"sasori said lookig around moving his head fastly."danna!that thing was moving!it had legs two!"deidara than retreated under the blankets."I've lost it."sasori stated plainly. "lost what?danna un."deidara asked from under the covers."everything.'sasori said walking out though he was still naked.'wait danna!!!!"deidara yelled at the top of his lungs.
---where ever sasori is---
sasori p.o.v.
"uhg."I said as I kicked a rock."this is so god damn boring…AIEEEEE!!!!im not wearing anything but pants"I I scram part of it…heh-heh."ayaa!"I scram as I was pushed up againest a wall."hey pretty lady." I almost…well I felt disgusted when I smelt booze on his breath."g-get o-off of me!"wait maybe he didn't understand japanese…"off."I said I had trouble speacing english. What did you say to me?"he an ass."me said gets off!"ok I think I totally screwed that up or else maybe he whouldn't be laughing at me."you must be elseyou might have been able to sy that right,"I was feeling like a totall and I were the only ones to get thorwn off by the languge."please?"I asked with big puppy dog it started to storm."shit!!!!"I yelled."nice.i wasgonna rape you too seems like first I need to do a little adjust ments."he smiled when he said are gong to get usly.
----a mile away in the akatsuki base---
normal p.o.v
deidara was now asking every akatsuki member where sasori was."hidan?!have you seen sasori-no-danna?"deidara asked panting heavily."what?oi hey blondie!waz up?"hidan was definatly not going to help him find sasori."SASORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"deidara yelled so loud that the whole base shook."….i love you…"deidara whisperd so softly it put a bug to shame."please…come back."deidara said before falling asleep.
(time skip foreward 7 days)
deidara p.o.v
it had been 7 days and sasori-no-danna was still missing…I felt my heart breack when I heard a knock on my door.i walked over and opend it to see a man standing there he reached out his hand and kindly said "hello,my name is night."
Yay!so they meet!:3 see the plot?no you don' me if I should write more m'tay sweeties?oh that green button?press it and Goku will give you a free boyfriend/girlfriend!