To fall in love?
That really isn't my thing.
I don't think I've ever had a crush before since my kindergarten days. Women don't really appeal to me.
And ever since Rukia stepped into my life, I really, really find women annoying.
Because of her, I don't look at any women as something more than 'just a friend'. I guess I owe her one. That's good.
There are a few women/girls (besides my sisters, of course) who I am pretty close to: Rukia, Tatsuki, Inoue, Rukia... Hey, wait. Didn't I say her name already? They are all my friends, okay? Get that in your head!
Anyway, back to the main topic. Love, eh? Isn't love supposed to be a complicated thing, and comes from the unexpected or something? I mean, I seriously doubt myself to fall in love. Of course, I'll have to get married someday but that day is still years away. I want to finish school first, go to a good college, get a good job and so on and so forth.
And I really hope that this Shinigami business of mine will be over. I hate having to wake up in the dead of night for a Hollow call. Rukia gets all worked up when I get up a little slowly and I have to suffer her punches (which, surprisingly for a girl her size, is pretty damn strong).
I hate her at times.
But she has her moments. Kind, sweet moments are rare from someone like Rukia, but I get to witness it occasionally. She's quite gentle actually (such a contrast to the devil she is when she is in rage). Whenever she heals me, she takes it seriously and does it well.
I am grateful for that, or I'd be suffering daily from various bleeding and sores.
Oh, we're diverting again. Love, right. Wait. Why are we talking about it in the first place? Jeez, aren't there any better questions?
Fine, fine. I don't think I'll fall in love, not right now. But - what? WHAT? No way! Rukia is nothing but my friend! Get it right. She's just my friend.
Huh? What she likes to do? Well, she claims to be 'artistic', which is really not the case. Come on, her drawings of little, cute objects just gets on my nerves. And that Chappy Bunny she worships ... (shiver) I really can't stand it. Whenever she sees some Chappy thing, she'd just suddenly have this twinkle in her eye, coo at it and then put on a puppy face just so I have to fork out some cash to buy it for her.
She's annoying.
Hmm? Yeah, she laughs. Everyone does. That's a stupid question..
Yeah, she doesn't show much of her true self in public, but she has a nice laugh. Her smiles are...hmm, how do I say it... bright? A genuine smile from Rukia can really help if you're feeling a little too angry or depressed. It's nice.
I don't know. I guess if she wants to go somewhere, I bring her if I'm up to it. She usually tags along if I go somewhere. She seems to like it here on Earth, which is good. She should enjoy the place while she can.
She has gotten hurt before in one Hollow fight or the other. But she's a strong woman. She gets through anything, and if I try to help her, she usually snaps at me that she can handle it herself. I still end up helping her. That woman can get real cocky at times. She knows she doesn't have her powers back yet, and she's determined to make through the fight without my help. If she does get hurt, I'll be the one who feels guilty. She was the one who lent her powers to me, so it is sorta my duty to protect her from harm until she regains all her powers back. That stuff's a little...complicated.
Of course I know a lot about her! She lives in my cupboard, for God's sake! How can I not know a lot about her?
Yeah, yeah. Shut up about that already. Any other questions, 'cause I have to go.
Inoue? What about her? Again, she's a friend. I like her that way only.
Don't be getting any wrong ideas.
Wh-why are you asking me that? (shifts uncomfortably) I don't look at other peoples, especially women, body parts! That is so like Kon, that perverted thing.
Why should I answer that? That's a ridiculous question! You're really a perv, you know? Ugh.
Stop bugging me about it! I won't answer! Nananananananananana! I can't hear yoouuu-
OUCH! WHAT THE HELL?
F-fine! I'll answer the damn question already! (gulps) I-I am not interested i-in a woman's body, okay? I'd rather she was a strong-willed person with brains and attitude. She doesn't have to be 'big' anywhere!
Inoue? Yeah, she's smart, but she's sorta...I don't know how to put it...Okay, to put it simply, she's not like Rukia.
Crap.
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A/N: I just get a laugh rereading this thing. I wrote it early in the year, I think, but never thought of putting it up. I don't quite remember how it came about, but I think it was either a dream I had or just some random thought floating in my head. I did write down the 'main theme' of it in my book, and it says: 'To fall in love? That is not me. I hope not.' It is, of course, in Ichigo's perspective.
Naah! Totally random stuff. Hope you liked it. Review if you want.
P.S. I guess I will be doing this occasionally, random interviews with the BLEACH cast. If you've got a character you want to see interviewed, tell me. If you want a specific question to be asked, tell me as well! Though please don't expect it to be answered like what you want it. The answers for those questions would be up to me!
Or if you want it to be more exciting, give me a poem or something like that and let's see what I come up with!
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