A/N Oh Glee, how I wish I owned you so everything in the Glee-niverse would be alright again, but alas (Earwax!), I don't. I don't own the idea for this oneshot either. I saw a picture on Facebook pointing it out. &... I don't own Lady Gaga. Enjoy my boredom manifested into words.

Hey, can I come to your room? - K xx

Does he have any idea what he does to me when he says stuff like that?

Umm, sure. Why? - B

Just wanna show you something ;) - K xx

Oh, um, winky face. Guh, that alone makes me want to jump his bones, but that would be really creepy.

Sure, gimme 10 minutes. I need to make my room look Kurt-presentable. (; - B

Yes, yes you do. See you in 10. - K xx

After ten minutes of vigorous cleaning, Kurt came into Blaine's room holding his laptop. (He didn't even have to knock. They were best friends like that.)

"So remember when you told me you weren't really good at romance?"

Blaine looked at him curiously. "Yes..."

"Well look at this video."

The video was entitled New Directions - Bad Romance. Blaine, recognizing Kurt's old Glee club, scanned the screen for Kurt. When he found him, his jaw practically fell to the floor, causing an adorable giggle from Kurt. When the video was done, Blaine questioned Kurt.

"Umm, as much fun as that was to watch, why did you show me it?"

Kurt's bitch-are-you-kidding-me face was fully intact.

"Wow, you really are clueless," repeating Blaine's words from their previous conversation, "I'm implying that," he moved his lips closer to Blaine's ear to whisper, "I want your bad romance," which caused Blaine's mind to become a bit - okay a hell of a lot - more hazy. Before he could react, though, Kurt freakin' sashayed out of the room with his natural swaying hips.

Finally realizing what happened, Blaine ran out to the halls. "Hey Kurt!"

Smirking, Kurt turned around, "Yes Blaine?"

"Would you go on a date with me?" asked Blaine, ignoring the cat calls, wolf whistles, and FINALLY's from passersby.

Kurt's response, Lady Gaga's signature Eye in the Triangle.

"I'll take that as a yes!" said Blaine as he heard Kurt's melodious laughter fill the hallways.

Merci Sainte Mère de Gaga.

A/N The French phrase at the end means "Thank Holy Mother of Gaga."