AN: An incredibly short chapter, but I just wanted to get a little introduction out of the way. R&R ^.^
"I suppose we could…"
"It wouldn't hurt…"
"Not much, anyway…"
Howard Moon and Vince Noir stared at a flyer in their living room. The colourful flyer was advertising an annual school fete.
"It couldn't be as bad as…" Howard gulped, "… last time."
"Don't remind me, that was horrible." Vince shuddered.
"Well, Vince, it was our fault to begin with!"
"But they didn't have to go that far! I mean, really, they could've just given us a bit of a talking to. I'm pretty sure what they did to us was illegal!"
Last year, our favourite musical duo went to the local school's annual fete, where they had been repeatedly attacked by the students for disrespecting the school band, blamed for pissing in the cordial, and other magical tomfoolery. Vince and Howard were still staring at the flyer when Naboo and Bollo entered the room.
"Hey guys!" Naboo greeted as he and Bollo walked towards them, "what are you looking a- Oh… oh dear. Not again." He said, glancing at the flyer, remembering the events from last year.
"You can't be seriously thinking about going back there after last year!" Naboo exclaimed.
"We have to face them again! Anyway, we'd said we'd be back next year, it'd be embarrassing if we didn't go!" Howard protested.
"Howard's right, we have to go. It's a matter of pride." Vince agreed.
"Okay, fine. But I'm not going to wash the blood stains out of your shirts again." Naboo left the room.
"Remind me, what happened last year?" Bollo asked in his usual gruff voice.
"As if you couldn't remember! Oh, well, fine. We'll tell you but just don't ask ever again, alright?" Howard winced. "It's still painful to remember…"
"Why don't we explain everything in a convenient flashback?" Vince suggested.
Suddenly, everything went dark, then bright, then hazy…