bEternal Happiness: Prologue/b
IWarning: Yaoi, lemon, violence/gore and strong language.
Pairing: Main pairing is KakaIta, there may be other side pairings throughout the story./I
IbHope ya'll enjoy this chapter! Reviews, comments or favs are encouraged!/I/b
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POV.:/b
Kakashi walked down the street towards the dango shop, knowing that a particular Uchiha will definitely be there. Everyday around noon, Itachi would be at the shop buying dango or just lurking around at the park opposite to the shop.
"Hello Itachi-kun," greeted Kakashi, smirking behind his mask.
Itachi frowned, the masked bastard is probably here to pick a fight with him again. But instead of punching Kakashi right in the face like how he would love to do, he greeted him politely.
"Hello, Kakashi-sempai," the weasel said in a monotone.
This happened daily, he would be innocently doing something and Kakashi would come up to him and annoy the fuck outta him or make a disturbing comment.
"Are you buying dango?" Kakashi asked, although it was obvious that the Uchiha is buying dango, he just wanted annoy him for the sake of it.
"No, I went to a dango shop to buy soup," Itachi said sarcastically. Kakashi chuckled, the Uchiha is always so amusing.
"C'mon, lighten up Itachi-kun," the copy nin said as he followed Itachi to the park. Where said weasel sat down on the swing and ate his dango.
After about 5 minutes Itachi stopped eating and turned to Kakashi.
"Is there a reason for you to be following me around?" He asked. Kakashi mocked surprised.
"Following you? You must be mistaken, Itachi-kun. I'm not following you," Kakashi answered. The Uchiha went back to eating his sweet, he kept shifting uncomfortably under the elders' gaze.
The weasel stood up and so did Kakashi, the copy nin already made annoying the heck out of Itachi one of his life goal.
"Ne, Itachi-kun, where are you going?" Kakashi asked, as he followed Itachi.
"To meet Shisui-kun," the Uchiha answered emotionlessly. Kakashi felt a pang of anger and…. Jealousy?
Suddenly an idea hit him, he smirked, he had found another way to annoy Itachi.
"Itachi-kun?" Kakashi chirped. Itachi mentally sighed, what does the bastard want now?
"Yes?" Itachi asked through clenched teeth and he turned around to face the masked nin.
"Have you ever kissed?"
"The matter does not concern you," answered the annoyed Uchiha.
"So have you?" pressed the elder shinobi. The younger rolled his eyes.
"No… Wh-" he was cut off by the copy-nins' lips on his own, his mouth fell open with surprise and the masked nin slipped his tongue in. After about 1o seconds, Itachi recovered from his shock, Kakashi pulled away and pulled his mask down before running for his life, with the Uchiha right on his heels.
"bYou fucking bastard!/b" Itachi screamed chasing his sempai around. Everyone stared at them, Uchihas' don't show emotions. And they definitely don't scream or swear in public if they're not battling. Kakashi smirked mischievously, he had just stole the prodigy's first kiss, and he was damn pleased with himself.
After about 3 hours of chasing, Itachi finally gave up and went to train with Shisui. Kakashi slipped home and slumped down on the couch, trying to think of how to annoy the Uchiha the next day. He unconsciously reached up and touched his lips, smiling softly, he fell asleep.
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Hatake Sakumo, the White Fang of Konoha *Yeah, yeah. I know he's suppose to be dead but there's a reason for this to be called fanfic*, stepped into his house. He saw his son sleeping on the couch, and tiptoed over, He was going to tickle Kakashi when he was flipped over, with his son on top of him.
"Tsk tsk tsk, did you really think it was Ithat/I easy to sneak up on me?" Kakashi asked, completely unamused.
"Awww, c'mon, you should've pretend and let me tickle you," Sakumo whined.
"Go make dinner, otou-san, I have no intention to deal with you," said the masked teenager as he laid down on the couch again. His dad pouted and then sat up.
"Ne, 'Kashi-chan," Sakumo said. Kakashi frowned, now he knew how Itachi felt about him… But at least he doesn't use pet names.
"What did I say about pet names?" growled the younger nin.
"Anyways, Itachi-chan was really pissed off for some reason. Does it have anything to do with you?" Asked the White Fang, Kakashi cringed slightly.
"N-no," he lied. His dad raised an eyebrow.
"Really, what did you do this time, 'Kashi-chan?"
"Nothing," Kakashi said and he rolled over to his side, his fingers touched his lips as he blushed.
Sakumo turned his sons' head towards him so that the teen would catch his glare, Kakashi shivered.
"W-well okay… So maybe I did do something… But it wasn't a big deal," Kakashi stuttered.
"What did you fucking do?" Growled the elder Hatake. Kakashi gulped and hesitated. Should he just tell his dad? Or should he lie? He decided on the former, since his dad would know that he's lying, so what's the point?
"U-um… I-I… Kinda stole his first kiss," Kakashi chuckled sheepishly.
"You what?" Sakumo screamed, Kakashi jumped behind the sofa and ducked a few pillows.
"Yamete! *Stop it!*" Yelled the younger as his dad moved from pillows to spoons.
"Really, I don't get it, Kakashi. What Iis/I with you kids? If you like him then just ask him out," Sakumo said when he calmed down. Kakashi blushed bright red.
"W-who said that I like him? Why would I like the Uchiha snob?" snapped Kakashi. His father rolled his eyes.
"It's very obvious," he said.
"R-really? Then why is he the only who hasn't realised it yet?" Kakashi muttered.
"Aha! You admit it?" Chuckled Sakumo. His son just blushed more and stomped off to his room.
Later that night, as Kakashi was sleeping and… Dreaming about stuff… Sakumo phoned Minato *Narutos' dad for you peeps who have bad memory, he is also suppose to be dead* and told him the whole story.
"HONTONI? *REALLY?*" Minato exclaimed.
"Yeah, and he like, totally stole the kids first kiss," Sakumo said as he leaned against the kitchen bench.
"bIOh my GOD! Yaoi!/b/I" Minato squealed, Sakumo had to hold the phone about half a meter away from his ear to prevent himself from going deaf.
"Yeah, I know. My son is exactly like me, we're both as gay as hell," Sakumo said.
"Well I'm no better, I'm bisexual," Minato chirped, he was filing his nails while talking on the phone like a freaking woman.
"Uhuh, I know, that is also the exact reason why I have to protect my son and myself from you," teased Sakumo. Minato pouted on the other side.
"So can we help them get together? PLEASE?" The Hokage begged.
"Hm, we'll see," Sakumo answered, he yawned and hung up right on his best friend who is sure to kill him the next day…
IWhat will happen? Will Kakashi confess to Itachi or will he continue the childish teasing? What does Sakumo and Minato have up their sleeves? Fav, comment or review for chapter 1!/I
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Yaya: I'm awesome. Aha! ~starts dancing around in circles~
Kana: ~looks at her funny~ What the heck, Yaya?
Yaya: O_O' Oh, you're here… ~chuckles sheepishly~
Itachi: Okay great. So Kakashi is some paedophile?
Kakashi: ~gasps~ No I'm not, Itachi-chan!
Itachi: Yeah you are! You're fucking 10 years older than me! And if you're a teenager it means that I'm less than 10 years old! Molester!
Kakashi: ~gasps some more~ D-don't worry! I'll be gentle…
Itachi: ~glares~ That does not change the fact that you're a molesting paedophile.
Yaya: Listen to me! In my story 'Kashi-chan is only about 1 or 2 years older than you! So don't worry.
Itachi: ~glares at everyone~ I hate you all. Mother fuckers.
Pein: Language, Itachi-chan!
Itachi: What are you doing here? This story has nothing to do with you, go home!
Pein: B-but… Anything that has to do with you is MY business!
Kakashi: You already hogged the spotlight in 'Weapons Of Love + Passion' it's MY turn! ~Pein and Kakashi starts fighting~
Yaya&Kana: Oookkkaaaayyyy…. 'Eternal Happiness' brought to you by team YaKa! O_OVVO_O… We're kinda freaked out by Pein and Kakashi so we can't really smile…