Disclaimer: I own nothing from the My Little Pony Friendship is magic franchise, I only own the story and the OC that I created.
Prologue
Pain. Agony. The first and last things that I remember.
I cannot describe the experience properly given the cicumstances; but lets see how I fare...
Huh. Talk about your cliche "origin story" openings. Maybe I should give myself a superhero name now, and get it over with? Or will it be one of THOSE spy movies? Am I Jason Bourne in this scenario? Nah. That would be too much. Or too little? I would like to have some cheat ability of some sort... Preferable a USEFUL one. No I'm being serious here. I want some Superman powers god darnnit!
Ahem. Sorry what was I saying? Superheroes? Spies? Cliche? Pain? OH why is it so painfull?! FUDGE!CAKES!
WHY can't I swear?! F.. FU... FUDGE! WHYYYY!? Crap. Wait? YESS! I can say CRAP! I will abuse this profanity for all it's worth!
OK. Lets calm down shall we?
Yes, lets. We good?
So much pain right now. Right. Yes . Pain and agony, yes. Where was I before that became the defining moment of my life?
OOOH. Right, yes; back when I didn't have four legs and a tail.