A/N I am inspired to write this. Really, this should be good. R&R.
Tyson POV
"Fish ponies, Fish ponies Fish ponies" I chanted happily while walking down to the beach to see, well, the Fish ponies. "Fish ponies, Fish ponies, Fish-" I cocked my head to the side. Percy and Annabeth are holding each other. I wonder if they are hurt. I quickened my pace to a run. "Percy Percy Percy! Annabeth!" I screamed. "Are you hurt?" Percy looked annoyed. "No we're not hurt, why?" I blinked. "Because you are holding each other."
Aphrodite appeared and smiled at me. "Tyson, they're in love, not hurt!" I looked at her. "What is love?" Aphrodite smiled again. "I'll let you figure that out for yourself! Here is someone to help you on your way." She snapped her fingers, and the most beautiful Cyclops I've ever seen appeared. "Tyson, this is Betty the Cyclops. Betty, this is Tyson the Cyclops." I smiled. "Hello Betty. You are pretty." Betty giggled and blushed. "Hi Tyson. You're so big and strong! May I feel your muscles?"
Percy POV
Holy Zeus! A GIRL Cyclops! I turned towards Annabeth. "Um, Annabeth? There are girl Cyclopes?" She rolled her eyes at me and said "Yes, Percy, how do you think other Cyclopes get here?" I thought for a moment. "They coulda come down from Olympus in a golden cradle-" She punched my arm and scolded me "No Percy, that's children of Athena. Everyone else, well, you know how they get here." I shook my head in confusion. "How DO people get here?" Annabeth's eyes widened. "Percy, I knew you were a Seaweed Brain, but I didn't know you were THAT bad!"
"Why, what am I missing?" I asked, genuinely confused. Annabeth looked to sky as if seeking patience. "Percy, how old are you?" I scowled at her. "Sixteen, you know that." She looked at me with a look that said 'Duh'. "Percy, didn't you take Biology?" I nodded. That was the teacher who turned into a giant frog. I didn't even know they had those back in the old days. "Well, did you pay attention in Biology?" I shook my head. "Well I'm not about to teach you now.
Annabeth POV
Wow. He really does have kelp for brains. How could he not know that! I glared at him. "Alright, Tyson, I think that's enough. Why don't you show Betty around camp? Me and Percy need to have a talk." I grabbed Percy's hand and pulled him to the Poseidon cabin. "Percy, don't you wanna have kids someday?" He looked at me like a confused Seaweed Brain does. "With who?" I looked at him with my mouth open. "With me!" Percy looked scared. "Who said we were married? I don't even know where kids come from!" I punched his gut and said "Calm down! Let's go to you cabin and talk about it."
We walked down to the Poseidon cabin hand in hand. I was still a little mad at him, about asking who he would have kids with, but that's the point of being a Seaweed Brain. I was still thinking about that when he spun me around and kissed me. I pulled away and looked at him. "What was that for?" I asked him. He smiled. "Cause I love you, that's why." We'd arrived at the Poseidon cabin. "I love you too. Now why don't I show you where kids come from?" Percy looked at me, confused. "Show me?" He asked. "Yes, show" I said, grabbing his shirt and pulling him inside.
A/N Ooooh! I think Annabeth was a little out of character, but I think it worked for this story. And Tyson, awww, he finally met someone!