Hi everybody. Yes, I know it' been too long since I updated any of my stories, but I have a good reason. I recently got a new job. I just don't have the time anymore. It's just gotten too hard to juggle work, sleep, a personal life, my family, my friends and my writing. Anyway, I had some more ideas for stories. Just let me know, in a comment. Do you want a funny story, a dramatic/sad story, a family friendly story, an American Idol story, or a romantic story? Btw, I have a slash romance on the way. Anyway, back to now, I know the audio of the fic you're about to read was stolen from South Park, but I almost had to write this. No OCs will be appearing. All characters are childern, except for Lumpy.

Flippy, Cuddles, Toothy, Mime and Handy walked into the classroom

Lumpy, who was standing at the front, called, "Ok children, let's find our seats".

Everyone went to their desks and sat down.

"Alright everybody, settle down", said Lumpy, "We have alot to learn today".

Everyone groaned.

"Let's start with a few new math problems", said Lumpy as he turned around to write on the chalk board. "What is five times two?". He turned back around to face the class. "Anyone? C'mon children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot".

Toothy raised his hand.

"Yes Toothy", said Lumpy.

"Twelve?", said Toothy.

"Ok", said Lumpy, "Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone?".

Handy waved one of his nubs and said, "I think I know the answer, Mr. Moose".

"Na na na na na na na", said Flippy in a high pitched, mocking voice.

"Shut up, fat boy", said Handy.

"Hey!", yelled Flippy, "Don't call me fat, ya fuckin' jew!".

Everyone gasped.

"Flippy, did you just say the f word?", said Lumpy.

"Jew?", Flippy asked.

"No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school, ya fuckin' fatass", said Handy.

"HANDY!", yelled Lumpy.

"Why the fuck not?", said Flippy.

"FLIPPY!", yelled Lumpy.

"Dude, you just said fuck again!", said Cuddles.

"CUDDLES!", Lumpy yelled.

"Fuck!", Mime mouthed.

"MIME!", Lumpy yelled.

"What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck", said Flippy.

"How would you like to go see the school counsler?", asked Lumpy in anger.

"How would you like to suck my balls?", Flippy asked.

Everyone gasped again.

"What did you say?", yelled Lumpy.

"I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry", said Flippy, "See, what I said was...". He opened his desk and pulled out a bull horn. "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS? MR. MOOSE".

Cuddles look at Flippy in disbelief and said, "Holy shit, dude".

I hope ya liked it. Review or Evil will rape your soul!