Chapter 1: Who's hotter?
~In a tree~
Rooster: COCK A DOO- Screw it. WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
Ashley: Mmmmm.
Elizabeth: Five more minutes mom.
Ashley: Elizabeth is that you?
Elizabeth: Ashley? What are you doing in my bed?
Ashley: Your bed? This is my bed.
Elizabeth: Oh. Then what am I doing in your bed?
Ashley: How am I supposed to know? -opens eyes- Um Elizabeth, I don't think were in either of our beds.
Elizabeth: What are you talking abou-Holy Crudge!!! -falls out of tree-
Ashley: Elizabe-Holy Shiz Nuts!!! -falls out of tree-
~Kiba and Neji~
Neji: Did you hear something?
Kiba: It sounded like two girls screamin- What the fuck!!!
Elizabeth: -lands in Kiba's arms-
Ashley: -lands in Neji's arms- What's the deal with "crudge"?
Elizabeth: Its like crap and fudge but all in one.
Ashley: Ohhhhh.
Elizabeth: Whats up with "shiz nuts"?
Ashley: I don't know? It just sounded good.
Elizabeth: Shweet.
Neji: he-hem.
Kiba: Uh…
Ashley and Elizabeth: -silence- AHHHH!!! -jumps out of arms-
Elizabeth: OMG!!! ITS KIBA!!! -hugs Kiba-
Ashley: AND NEJI!!! -hugs Neji-
Neji: How do you know our names?
Ashley: Well, it's sort of a long story.
Kiba: I'd like to hear that story.
Elizabeth: Well that's just to damn bad!!!
Kiba: Gosh you don't have to be so rude about it.
Elizabeth: Yes I do.
Ashley: Anyways, what are you guys doing here?
Neji: We should be asking you the same thing.
Ashley: Oh well…. What are we doing here?
Elizabeth: I don't know. One minute I was sleeping in my bed and the next I was in the Naruto World.
Kiba: "Naruto World"?
Ashley: Um. Ignore that last statement.
Neji: Okay?
Ashley: Soooo.
Akamaru: Arf Arf. -pops out of Kiba's jacket-
Elizabeth: AKAMARU!!! -grabs Akamaru-
Kiba: Hey!!! That's my dog!!!
Elizabeth: He's mine now!!! -runs away with Akamaru-
Kiba: HEY!!!
Ashley: Your never gonna get him back now.
Kiba: -runs after Elizabeth- Give me back Akamaru!!!
Elizabeth: -in the distance- NEVER!!!
Ashley: Poor Kiba. -shakes head-
Neji: Anyways. Whats your name?
Ashley: Ashley Marie Louise Landon.
Neji: Okay?
Ashley: Soooo. Why were you with Kiba?
Neji: Were on a mission.
Ashley: Really! Cool are all the other teams here too?!?!
Neji: How do you know about the other teams?
Ashley: Are they here or what?
Neji: Yeah there back at the camp.
Ashley: AWESOME!!! LETS GO!!!
Neji: Why?
Ashley: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!! NOW LEAD ME TO THEM!!! -links arms with Neji and points in some random direction-
Neji: Fine. -walks toward camp-
Ashley: YAY!!! -follows Neji-
~Kiba and Elizabeth~
Kiba: Give him back!!! -chases Elizabeth around a tree-
Elizabeth: No!!!
Kiba: Ugh! I cant believe a girl I don't even know stole my dog!!!
Elizabeth: Well my names Elizabeth!!! Can you believe it now?!?!
Kiba: Well Elizabeth give me back my dog!!!
Elizabeth: You'll have to catch me first!!! -runs away-
Kiba: OH MY GOD!!! -runs after Elizabeth-
~Neji and Ashley~
Both: -come into camp-
Ashley: -sees the Naruto characters- OMG IT'S THE NARUTO CHARACTERS!!!!
Naruto Characters: WTF!!!
Ashley: Ummmm. Hi?
Kakashi: Neji who is this?
Neji: This is Ashley.
Ashley: OMG!!! IT IS SO NICE TO MEET YOU ALL!!! -goes around shaking everyone's hands-
Naruto: Are we famous or something?
Ashley: Of course you are Naruto!
Naruto: How do you know my name?
Ashley: I know all your names.
Lee: Really than what's my name?
Ashley: Rock lee.
Lee: Wow she's good.
Ashley: Thank you.
Kiba: GIVE ME AKAMARU!!!
Elizabeth: NEV-runs into the camp and sees Naruto characters- er. OMG. IT'S THE NARUTO CHARACTERS!!!!
Shikamaru: Here we go again.
Elizabeth: THIS IS SOOO AWESOME!!!
Ashley: I KNOW!!!
Elizabeth: HOLY CRUDGE!!! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?!?
Ashley: I've been here.
Elizabeth: Really?
Ashley: Yes.
Elizabeth: Cool.
Ashley: Yeah.
Sakura: Excuse me. Who are you?
Elizabeth: I'm. Drum roll please -drum rolls across floor- Elizabeth!
Ashley: THAT WAS AN AWESOME INTRO!!!!
Elizabeth: I KNOW WASN'T IT!!!
Ashley: IT WAS INSANIUM ON THE CRANIUM DAWG!!!
Elizabeth: TOTALLY!!!
Sasuke: he-hem.
Ashley: OMG!!!
Elizabeth: WHAT!!!
Ashley: SASUKE'S HAIR LOOKS EVEN MORE DUCK BUTTISH IN PERSON!!! -points to Sasuke's hair-
Elizabeth: OMG YOUR RIGHT!!!
Sasuke: …
Naruto: - laughs hysterically- I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!! HIS HAIR REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE A DUCKS ASS!!!
Ino and Sakura: DON'T MAKE FUN OF SASUKE'S HAIR!!! -punches Naruto-
Ashley: It is true though. -crosses arms and shakes head-
Everyone but Ino, Sakura, and Sasuke: Yep. -crosses arms and shakes heads-
Sakura: YOU GUYS ARE JUST JEALOUSE BECAUSE YOUR NOT AS COOL AND HOT AS SASUKE!!!
Ino: YEAH!!!
Ashley: Psshhh. Sasuke is so not cool or hot. No offense Sasuke.
Sasuke: Whatever.
Elizabeth: Yeah if anyone's cool and hot its Kiba.
Kiba: Wha-? -blushes madly-
Ashley: Yeah but he's not nearly as cool or as hot as Neji.
Neji: …. -tries not to blush-
Elizabeth: What are you trying to say?
Ashley: What do you think I'm trying to say?
Elizabeth: I think your saying that Neji is cooler and hotter than Kiba.
Ashley: That's exactly what I'm saying.
Elizabeth: And I'm saying that Neji has a stick up is ass.
Ashley: And Kiba doesn't?
Elizabeth: No, he doesn't.
Ashley: You're just jealous.
Elizabeth: Psh, as if. Kiba is so much better.
Ashley: Well why don't we take a vote?
Elizabeth: Sounds good to me but only guys can vote that way we know there not voting for the hottest one.
Ashley: Isn't that the whole reason where voting?
Elizabeth: Oh yeah. Okay then only girls can vote.
Ashley: Sounds good. Now who ever thinks Neji is hotter raise your hand.
Sakura and Ten ten: -raise hands-
Elizabeth: Now who ever thinks Kiba is hotter raise your hand.
Ino and Hinata: -raise hands-
Elizabeth: It's a tie.
Ashley: Damn it!!! We need a tie breaker!!!
Elizabeth: I'll be the tie breaker.
Ashley: You can't be the tie breaker you'll just vote for Kiba.
Elizabeth: Exactly -gives evil smile-
Ashley: -rolls eyes-
Elizabeth: Well who's gonna be the tie breaker than?
Ashley: I know!!! How about Sasuke?!?!
Elizabeth: Why Sasuke?
Sasuke: Yeah, Why me?
Ashley: Because your kinda gay.
Sasuke, sakura, and Ino: WHAT!!!
Everyone: -laughs-
Sasuke: I am not gay!!!
Ashley: Sure you aren't. That's why you kissed Naruto.
Elizabeth: And why you refuse all the girls who asked you out. All though I can't blame you. I wouldn't want to go out with them either. I mean who wants to go out with a stalker.
Sakura and Ino: WE ARE NOT STALKERS!!!
Sasuke: and I did not kiss Naruto!!! It was an accident!!!
Ashley: Yeah Yeah whatever Sasuke.
Elizabeth: So which one do you think is hotter?
Sasuke: I'm not answering that question?
Ashley: Ugh!!! Will someone just pick one of them already!!!
Shikamaru: Why don't you guys just flip a coin or something?
Ashley: That's an awesome idea Shika!!! -hugs Shikamaru-
Shikamaru: So troublesome.
Elizabeth: Does anyone have a coin?
Chouji: Here. -hands a quarter to Elizabeth- but I need it back so I can buy some chips.
Ashley: -takes coin- Okay. Kiba heads or tails?
Kiba: Hea-
Elizabeth: Why do you get to flip the coin?
Ashley: Because I want to.
Elizabeth: Fine.
Ashley: Kiba.
Kiba: Heads.
Ashley: So that means Neji is tails. -flips coin-
Everyone: -silent-
Ashley: -catches coin- Drum roll please? -drum rolls across flour- thank you -lifts hand off of quarter
Elizabeth: What is it?
Ashley: ITS TAILS!!!
Elizabeth: WHAT? LET ME SEE!!! -looks at quarter- It is tails.
Ashley: YES, AND THAT MEANS NEJI WON!!! HA HA!!! -sticks out tongue-
Elizabeth: Whatever.
Ashley: -dances around camp- NEJI WON, NEJI WON, NEJI WON NEJI WON!!!
Elizabeth: -grabs Kakashi's book and throws it at Ashley-
Ashley: NEJI WON NE-oof -gets hit in the face by flying book- WHO DID THAT!!!
Elizabeth: It wasn't me. -smiles innocently-
Ashley: -picks up book and throws it at Elizabeth-
Elizabeth: -dodges book-
Kakashi: -catches book- Never touch the book. -glares at Elizabeth and Ashley-
Ashley and Elizabeth: Whatevsers.
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I know it sux, but you'll live. R&R