New AN: All right! I have not been on this site for quite some time, but here I am. I decided to read some of my stuff, and I decided that I had to so something about this story. Some of the spelling errors need to die, and I really need to work on something resembling a plot.

For now, I am only trying to fix the spelling stuff, but soon I will have enough time to work fully on this story.

I only have four exams left! Woo!

-Nervepillen

Old AN: Okay. This is an answer to a challenge posted on Twisting the Hellmouth, the challenge is at the bottom of the page if you want to read it.

The timelines are: Some unknown time after 'Smashed' for Buffy, unknown time for SGI, - although no ascended Daniel and no promotion for Jack yet. Harry Potter is post his graduation, he is in the auror academy, it is still unknown (even for me, stupid muses) if Voldemort is dead or not.

Please take notice that English is my second language, and that there might be some weird mistakes from me.

Reviews are always loved!

Disclaimer: If you know it, I probably do not own it. And since I am pretty, young, no money to sue, so do not bother ;)

I hope that sums it up pretty much.

Arthwen.

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The start.

-BadMan has logged on.

Such a small thing as someone logging on for the first time in a chat room,

-GoldenBoi has logged on.

It can change everything. Many things can be discussed, because most of the time, you know you will never meet the person, and therefore ranting is not as embarrassing.

-SpacemonkeyGuardian has logged on.

It all started a day not so long ago.

Spike sat in his crypt, somehow Clem had gotten a phone line there, and afterwards it was not so hard to have an internet connection and the laptop he had stolen from Red, she would not notice anyway, she had just gotten a new one.

Now to make this infernal machine work!

Harry Potter sat in his flat in London, the new rules in the wizarding world said that Aurors needed to know a lot about the muggle world. Thus, he was sitting with a new computer in front of him.

Ron had bough it for him, - with the help of Hermione of course, since Ron still called it a 'machine from hell', - at his 19 birthday, a very nice gesture from the couple.

Now if he could just make the infernal machine work!

Jack O'Neill was hiding the one place he was sure he would not be found, the labs. The main computer room to be precise. And he intended to stay there until Anise was long gone, the damn woman was lethal in any way possible, and he was not going to be her willing lab-rat. No sirree.

And since she would be here for at least one day, he had to entertain himself somehow, without the help of the others, since they had not made it away in time.

He stared at the beeping monster in front of him, he could do this.

All he had to do was to make this infernal machine work!

TBC

813 Annoy tiny, blonde one. Annoy like the wind.

Online Chat room conversations, wherein the characters can vent, swap stories, and seek advice pertaining to their respective Blondes.

Must Have:
Spike, talking about Buffy.
And two or more of the following characters:
Lex Luthor, talking about Chloe Sullivan (Smallville)
Logan Echolls, talking about Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)
Jack, talking about Sam (Stargate SG1)
Gil Grissom, talking about Catharine Willows (CSI)
Harry Potter, talking about Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
Luke Girardi, talking about Grace Polk (Joan of Arcadia)
Seth Cohen, talking about Ryan Attwood (The O.C.)
Other (one that I haven't thought of.)

Rules:
The pairings don't have to be romantic, but I would prefer it if some of them were, use your discretion.
Characters must use interesting handles, both for themselves and their Blondes.
Must contain at least two mentions of character appropriate weirdness. Ex: Demons, Magic, Wormholes, Other planets, Other Dimensions, Meteor freaks, etc.
Can be a one-shot, or chapter by chapter pov style.
Try for humour over angst.
Have fun ;-)
EmlynII