Salutations nerds and not so nerds!

It's my first story! And cue the music!

Hope you love it and now for my first disclaimer!

Me:Nellie your awesome so you get to do the first disclaimer!

Nellie:I got the mooooooooves like Jagger!

Me:(Grabs ipod) Do the disclaimer!

Nellie:Can I sing it?

Me:Hell Yeah!

Nellie:Ninjaaaaa! Doesn't ooown the 39 Cluuuueeeeees! Or faaaaancy french cooking schoools!

Me: Okay, okay! Go sing over there or your not going!

Nellie:Jeez, everybody's a critic!

Me:Yay! Story time!

It was a cool Fall day and the Cahills, Nellie, and Fiske had just moved into Grace's Guest house and were eager to start rebuilding Grace's mansion. Fiske sat there drinking his tea and reading the paper. All though loved Amy and Dan he wasn't sure about this whole Guardian thing with Nellie. After all he had been in hiding for years and knew nothing about taking care of kids let alone what they were like now a days.

He was just about to read the weather forecast when Dan appeared. "Hey Fiske!" he greeted. "Do you need something?" he asked. "No, I was just wondering if you got me the new Ninja Fortress game yet." "No, you already have the 1st one." "Oh, I guess you didn't know it was mandatory." "Mandatory? Says who?" he asked slightly confused. " The Government", he replied smoothly, "Didn't you get a list of mandatory things kids need?" "No, I didn't know their was one" replied a now confused Fiske. "Well maybe you'll get it later" Dan said a little to nicely before leaving.

Hmm, Fiske thought things sure have changed. Is it normal for kids to sound overly nice?

As soon as Dan left he ran to his lap top and began typing. "Cherry Garcia Ice cream must be given to kids twice an hour..." he mumbled. Nellie and Amy who had been standing out side listening to Dan burst into the room. "I knew it!" Amy said, "Your trying to get Fiske to fall for your list of ridiculous demands aren't you?" "All I'm doing is helping Fiske be a better parent." "By lying?" Nellie questioned. "Think of it as telling the truth with lies sprinkled here and there and no truth." Dan said smugly. "Daniel Arthur Cahill stop this right now and go confess to Fiske immediately!" "Your not the boss of me miss know-it-all!" Dan yelled. "Hold it!" Nellie said. "I'm in charge and I say if I can make a few suggestions then this is perfectly okay with me!" "You two are unbelievable!" Amy said. "Just think about it" Dan said, "Any thing you want." Well, um, a... maybe just one thing." That's the spirit!" Nellie cried.

Later Dan Approached Fiske with an official looking document. "Here it is starting with #1" Dan said. "Are you sure this is correct?" Fiske said Flipping through the pages. "Of course it, is things have changed a lot." Dan replied. "Let's see the first rule"

1. If their are 2 guardians one must be sent to the Academy of Culinary Arts in France for a month

"Um is this right? Isn't it kind of convenient that this is the same place Nellie wanted to go?" "No of course not probably just a coincidence." Dan suggested. "Any ways I'll let you read it." And with that he skipped off. Well, Fiske thought I guess I should tell Nellie the news. And that Dan was skipping so he can get checked by the doctor to see if he is isn't crazy. I sure have a lot to learn.

*Confetti cannons burst*

Yay! My First chapter EVER-ever-ever-ever-ever...

Any ways plz tell me what you think. People are welcome to point out grammar and spelling mistakes. Though I blame it on auto correct and Canadian spelling. Please review even if it is just to say you loved it or hated it. Should I continue? Remember to check my contest out!

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