AN: You'll recognize some of these from my previous lists: "50 ways to annoy DMC" and "10 ways to annoy...". I used them because I liked them so much. ^^

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1. Tell him the toilet is clogged and then ask to borrow Yamato for a minute.

　
2. Constantly ask him if he's related to Alice from Shadow Hearts. ( I swear they ARE related!!)

　
3. Smile at him insanely, make sure he sees you doing this.

　
4. Refer to him as the 'Bi--hy power-hungry pr--k'. Or if you prefer 'Virgin'.

　
5. Try to get him to wear Jester's clothes and if he refuses threaten to make him wear bunny ears for the rest of his life.

　
6. Point and laugh at him hysterically for no apparent reason.

　
7. Repeat everything he says and does in a dramatic fashion.

　
8. Refer to him and Dante as Kakashi and Gai.

　
9. Write Emo/Property of Dante on his forehead while hes asleep.

　
10. Tape a paper to his back that says 'Kick me'.

　
11. Ask him if he's compensating for something with Yamato.

　
12. Tell him you sold Yamato on a website for a penny.

13. Run around screaming 'The demons are coming, the demons are coming!!' in front of him while at Temen-Ni-Gru.

　
14. Read VergilxDante fics loudly in front of him.

　
15. Play the 'Barney' Song when he's having an emo moment and attempt to hug him.

　
16. Scream really loudly every time he tries to speak.

17. Dress up as him and sit casually in front of him, mumbling about power under your breath.

18. Constantly mistake him for Dante.

19. Constantly ask him if he's a virgin. Then ask "why" repeatedly after he tells you.

20. Ask him if the rumors are true. If he asks what rumors, say "Oh you know.... THOSE rumors." While winking.

21. Tell him Arkam has 'interesting' pictures of him in his book.

22. Stare at him with wide eyes for long periods of time.

23. While as Gilver constantly refer to him as 'The Mummy'.

24. Try to lock him in a tomb/coffin while he's Gilver.

25. Give a tracking device of him to ALL his fangirls. Tell him Dante made it. ( Shifty eyes. )

26. Throw several rocks at his head and insist Dante did it despite the fact he knows Dante is at a pizza parlor.

27. Tell him you know how he dies at Mallet Isle then start crying hysterically.

28. Give Dante lots of caffeine after he cleaned the house.

　
29. Replace all the books he reads with yaoi doujinshi of him and Dante.

30. Get him drunk.

31. If he told you "Yes" to #19 ask: "THEN WHO THE H3LL IS NERO!?"

32. Ask him if Nero's mom is Dante.

33. Randomly hug him. Especially when he's fighting Dante or Mundus.

34. Refer to him as 'Jack Frost' and DMC1 Dante as 'Santa Clause'.

35. Tell children that he attacked 'Santa Clause' ( Dante ) and that they won't get gifts this year.

36. Poke him with a cross and wonder aloud why he didn't scream. ( I tried this on my siblings... some screamed. 0_o )

37. Ask him if Blizzard Hazard Frost Tiger was based on him. ( Viewtiful Joe: He wears blue, Leo wears red like Dante, Tiger and Leo are brothers, and he fell down a cliff with
Leo trying to grab him, same as DMC3 Dante tried to do.)

38. Constantly point out the fact that Dante is stronger than him.

39. Confuse him for Sesshomaru or Sephiroth.

40. Put super glue in his hair. (He has to re-spike it sometime!!)

41. Chew any type of crunchy food loudly next to his ear.

42. Imply he can't do ANYTHING right.

43. Ask him if his smile scares people. ( I often wonder this... )

44. Spread rumors that he and Arkam are dating.

45. Call him 'King Emo'.

46. Shave his head.

47. Set his coat on fire and run.

48. Dye Vergil's coat hot-pink.

49. Put your finger near his face and say "I'm not touching you' in a sing song tone. It might be a good idea to make sure he doesn't have Yamato at the time.

50. Occasionally chant 'All hail King Emo' while bowing in front of Vergil.