Rozen: Holy smokes! My first Homestuck story! :D I'm so happy~ Now it's not that good since it's my first time with them, but hopefully I did good!
This belongs to Hussie and there is the usual cussing too ;)
Over the years Dave had grown a crush on John that he kept to himself. Then two friends learned of this. His friends Sollux and Natalia. Dave was okay with talking about it to them because Sollux was in the same situation, and Natalia just wanted to help them out. During the school year the three had the same lunch period together, and Natalia would always ask how their relationships were going, but was always the same answer. She was starting to get a little annoyed at how they weren't doing anything, and she was going to snap at them soon.
One day the three of them went to the park and coincidently enough John was there with his friend Karkat. Karkat was the one Sollux was, as he said, 'flushed red for'. Natalia and Dave didn't know what he say in the boy, but they weren't judging. Natalia suggested they follow them, and of course they agreed to it. When they were behind the other two from a good distance Natalia cracked a smile at a thought she had.
She slung her arms around their shoulders and pulled them close. "Aw~ Don't they make a cute couple? You know Karkat just wants to grab his hand. John's just being patient"
She heard Sollux give a growl while Dave raised his eyebrow just ever so slighty.
"The fuck you talking about woman?" Sollux shoved her off, and Dave moved away as well. "Well I'm just saying they look good together. You don't agree?" Dave gave her a look with a straight "No" Natalia rolled her eyes. "You know what, I'm sick of you two not doing anything about them!"
"Why are you now saying something about this?"
"Because Sollux both of you made me snap now" They saw how the two of them sat on a bench, and Natalia grabbed the boys and threw them behind a bush. She kneeled down between them.
"Just look at them. You both know what they're thinking don't you?" Dave looked at her with his usual poker face. "What are you implying here Nat? Get to the damn point"
"Seriously quit beating around the bush"
She rolled her eyes, and made her two friends look at the pair sitting firectly infront of them. "Karkat says 'Oh John~ I can't hold back any longer! Be mine!' Then John looks away dramatically saying 'No Karkat. I cannot because I'm STILL waiting for Dave to make his move on me' " The two of them were staring as she played the scene before them. She grabbed them and pulled them closer to her.
"I know for a fact Egbert has guys trying to come at him, but he's playing that 'I'm no homo' act because he only wants to be homo with Dave" Her grin widened as Dave rose his eyebrow up another fraction.
"Karkat also has no patients whatsoever so it's a motherfukin' miracle that he's still waiting on you Captor" Sollux made a angry face because he knew she was right. "And in a matter of seconds they are going to stop waiting, and just jump into each others arms to ease their broken, lonely, empty- OOF!"
She fell forward as the guys pushed her head down for them to get up, and walk over to the other boys still sitting on the bench. She smiled as she yelled "GO GET YOUR MEN!"
They stood infront of them as John gave his usual greeting, and Karkat grumbled a 'hi'. Sollux went and grabbed his hand, and Karkat started yelling. "THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING FUCKWAD!" Sollux's eyebrow twitched. "What's it look like Vantas. I'm taking you away from him" He pointed a finger to John who was talking to Dave.
"Dave is there a reason why you're here?" He noticed the red shade on John's cheeks, and he couldn't help but find it adorable. "Because Egderp it's about time we did soemthing a little different" Natalia was still watching from her view and those two uke's were just not getting it. Having snapped again she stood up and yelled. "YOU IDIOTS! THEY WISH TO FILL BUCKETS WITH YOU!" She blinked when she realized what she said, and how people were starting to look at them.
"Ehehe...Whoops"
Karkat and John both blushed even more, and Karkat was yelling again. "WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM!"
"Dave what's going on?" Dave didn't reply instead he picked John up bridal style, who gave a shriek, and started walking away. Sollux did the same by throwing Karkat over his shoulder and going the opposite direction.
"SOLLUX PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN! STOP IGNORING ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GAH! GET YOUR HAND OFF MY HAND!"
"Karkat shut up already. It's so I don't drop you"
"TO HELL WITH THAT SHIT!"
Natalia watching this all happen, and her smile couldn't get any bigger. "Damn I'm good! Don't care who was staring at this! Pure gold right there!" She stood up, and left with a glow around her thinking of what was going to happen next for her two friends.
Rozen: Did you like it? :33 It's not beta-ed so if there are some mistakes sorry. If you guys like it enough I'll make sequel's to show what each of them did after the park x) So review so I know to start writing now!