This is just a short little one-shot about a conversation between James and Sirius. I do not own anything related to the Harry Potter universe.
James and Sirius walked around London as if they owned it. James had gotten engaged to Lily and Sirius insisted that they not waste his last few moments of freedom. They were currently sitting outside of a café, where they had both eaten some form of sandwiches that Sirius insisted weren't manly enough for them as they sat there. The café was in the center of a small street fair and the noise made it all the more fun for them.
"Bloody hell, in a month you'll be tied to Evans." Sirius said poking at his sandwich with the tip of his finger. "Mate, I don't think they cooked this thing." He said cautiously. James rolled his eyes and bit into his without hesitation and instantly spit it back out onto the plate. Sirius laughed and James glared at him a moment before joining him in laughter.
"Lily said this was a good place to get muggle food." James admitted. It was Sirius's turn to roll his eyes.
Sirius looked past James. "Bloody hell," escaped his lips gently under his breath. James looked at him curiously before turning around noticing what Sirius was staring at. A group of most likely underage girls were sitting at table about twelve feet away or so. One of the girls caught Sirius's eye but James hadn't been sure which one. He turned back around to look at Sirius, a smirk gracing James's lip, a smirk of old time before Lily. "Why are muggle girls so damn sexy?" Sirius said smirking.
James aligned his head in Sirius's view of girls so that he knew he had his friend attention. "Because you weren't allowed to have them for so long and now you are being stupid and plotting to do something completely irrational." James hit the nail on the head, Sirius had been thinking about going over there and trying to charm the lot of them and seeing how many he could have a go at.
A set of parents and a younger boy who looked in his preteens approached the girls and one of them got up and went with the family. She crossed directly next to James and Sirius. A man with a black Labrador walked by the boy as they came just past Sirius, he turned to watch the family.
"Please! I could take care of a dog!" The boy whined at his mother.
"Andrew for the final time, I am not buying you a dog." His mother declared sternly.
Sirius felt bad for the boy, every boy with a hot older sister should have a dog. Sirius looked back to James and gave James a look of mischief, a look that James had to fight the urge to go along with. "No bloody way." He stated sternly.
"You sound like that poor saps mum. Prongsie, just think about it logically, there is nothing wrong with me granting the boys request for a dog." Sirius said leaning back in the rather uncomfortable chair.
James's face told Sirius that he clearly sounded like an absolute nutter. "You aren't granting that boy request, you are using it as it excuse to get into that girls house. What are you going to do, go into her room and turn into a man in front her and expect her to jump on you and fulfill your sick and disgusting fantasies?"
"Not quite what I had planned but it sounds lovely if I do say so myself." Sirius grinned at James who simply grinned back.
"You are either brilliant or an absolute nutter." James said as his friend watched the girl walk away.
"Hell, I'm both and I know that."