Summary: Tenchi and his girls were having a normal day when suddenly they were suddenly teleported to narutos world when minatos son naruto dies after he's seconds born tenchi requests that minato seals the 9tails inside of him and keep balance in the world Godlike/BAMF Tenchi, multi bloodline Tenchi, Semi cold/dark/emotionless x Muyo Harem, Flying thunder god,ems sharingan,lighthawk force master,kenjutsu god,taijustu god, assassin stealth and many other godlike abilities. Sasgay,whoreuno,mutt,feminist,civilian council bashing Good elders,sarutobi,danzo and jiraya.
I do not own Naruto or Tenchi Muyo
Tenchi Misaki always wondered why crazy things always occur in his life, all he wanted was to graduate from College and have a nice home and a family but, no he can't fucking have that because Kami likes fucking with him alot.
His grandfather Katsuhito trained him to be a Shinto Priest and Swordsman which made him feel better after all the hectic times he had at school, though he always got the feeling his grandfather was hiding something from him and when he accidentally destroyed an ancient barrier meant to seal something underground but, his curiosity got the better of him.
He found out that the seal was meant to hold the Space Pirate Ryoko and she tried to kill him one day during school but, he stopped her without hurting the beautiful alien badly and got his answers from her, his grandfather was actually Yosho the one who defeated her and she accidentally mistaken him for Yosho and he forgave her and allowed her to stay with him and continued his training getting more skilled and stronger as time passed by.
Unfortunately they ended up being attacked by a giant mecha robot that nearly destroyed the house till his grandfather defeated it with one slice of his wooden sword showing it's controller was a mocha skinned woman named Mihoshi who searched all over the galaxy for Ryoko to capture her and he had to admit her ditsy attitude was kinda cute but, in a few weeks later some ship attacked their home and somehow teleported them inside the ship and he had to meet a snooty princess named Ayeka and her sweet sister Sasami who he liked better than the snobbish one.
Ayeka demanded to know why he was in possession of Kyosho's sword and he only replied in a cold tone saying he is his grandfather and would say no more, though he saw his cold attitude hurt Ayeka who looked saddened and excused herself leaving him with a quiet Ryoko and Sasami and he snapped at them saying what the hell is their problem and they replied no Jurian ever acts that cold to others and he just shot back tell that to miss perfect princess to not attack his family's home.
He ignored both of them for a good 5 hours as they tried to justify Ayeka's actions, while Ryoko was attempting to cheer up the atmosphere but, he even glared at the two wooden coffins who tried to taunt him and it made the machines retreat with haste as they kept seeing crimson eyes flashing in front of them.
When he had enough he broke out of his prison stole the Master Key back and escaped on Ryoko's ship while asking Ryoko multiple questions about his heritage as a Juraian and found out he could do things that are beyond superhuman and his abilities will grow as long as he doesn't shy away from it.
Ayeka and Sasami later confronted him, only to apologize for their rudeness and attitude which he accepted and told them they are welcome in his home but, when they went to hide their ship they saw to their horror and shock that their ship had a major malfunction and exploded leaving them stranded on Earth and moved in with Tenchi, Ryoko and Mihoshi.
Later one day when Ryoko and the girls were bathing, an evil man named Kagato infiltrated the hot springs and tried to capture Ryoko only for Katsuhito to stop and duel him for a short while before surrendering angering Tenchi so much he used such speed he was a black blur and used the sword Tenchi-ken to attack Kagato with such ferocity it stunned everyone and severed the mans entire arm off but, was too late to stop him from capturing Ryoko and he turned on his grandfather and just shouted in anger at him asking him why he gave up so easily and he only said he wanted Tenchi to use this to get stronger which angered Tenchi so much he was acting so cold to nearly everyone even Ryo-ohki was worried for him as he trained to he was nearly unconscious and took the girls and his grandfather to knock him out and even then he continued to train.
Tenchi during one day was brimming with anger so much he took Ryoko's ship and blasted into the atmosphere toward Kagato's ship dodging several lasers from his ship and when the main cannon fired he jumped from his ship in the airless black space and literally slashed the giant beam in two terrifying Kagato as he saw a strange scythe and pinwheel patterned crimson eyes.
Kagato was then taunted by Ryoko and her mother Washu calling him weak and he became more terrified when Tenchi burst into his throne room which both fought using their respective powers causing severe damage to the ship and throne room, yet Tenchi simply fought like a demon possessed not letting him get any ground and nearly killed him several times and the space pirate was going all out.
He was then shocked when Tenchi used his power of the Light Hawk Wings and was erased from existence by Tenchi's power of reality and rescued Ryoko only to have Washu the genius accompany him much to his little chargrin but, ignored all of the hectic things that happened around the house including the space officer Kyone who joined them at one point.
As Tenchi got older he encountered more dangerous enemies who wanted to fight him because of his heritage and he triumphed over all of them showing no remorse after he brutally killed Kagato a second time for trying to impersonate his grandfather and soon came to love the girls that lived with him and continued to hone his powers.
One day when Tenchi was with his girls at the park relaxing, happy that there aren't anymore evil aliens trying to take over the universe or crap like that, just peace and relaxation.
But right now he finds himself in this situations. A giant wormhole appeared at the park and sucked Tenchi and the girls including Ryo-ohki before they could grab onto anything and Tenchi roared in fury.
"WASHU-CHAN!"
"IT WASN'T ME!"
The portal closed leaving a quiet park with many others looking confused.
(Konohagakure No sato)
Minato looked at the pinned down Bjuu the 9 tailed fox with no emotion except sadness and sorrow, just a few seconds after his son Naruto was born, he died from the overwhelming pressure of Kyuubi's chakra and it broke his heart seeing his wife and newborn son die in each other's arms like that and resolved to take the Tailed Beast with him to the Death God's stomach
"Ok let's do this..." He muttered only to snap his head up as a portal ripped open the sky and he sensed a massive amount of chakra coming from one of the signatures that outclassed the Kyuubi by miles and saw a black haired teenager with several other girls drop from it along with a rabbit and saw the black haired one looked like the most dangerous of them all.
"Agh! that was disorienting." Tenchi grunted holding his head getting his balance back and locked eyes with Minato who nearly recoiled at the look in the teens eyes and saw him and the others not affected by Kyuubi's presence and saw the beast look at Tenchi with a searching look.
"What is going on here!?" Tenchi demanded wondering why this giant fox is holding such rage its enormous.
Minato pondered his words and spoke. "Our village was attacked by Kyuubi but, it seems he was being controlled by someone with the Sharingan which is evidenced by the crimson red eyes with a triple comma pattern." Tenchi's eyes widened and unconsciously his eyes turned to the same image of the masked man causing a gasp to erupt form Kyuubi and Minato.
"You are a Juraian aren't you, i have been an ally of your race for years and here you are Misaki Tenchi Uchiha, Minato seal me inside Tenchi it will be my atonement for the death of your wife and child." Kyuubi spoke in a sad voice shocking Minato and nodded.
"Don't blame yourself Kurama at least i will be with them after this." Minato closedhis eyes flipping through a hundred seals and called out. "Death Reaper Seal!" Their eyes widened at that him summoning the God Of Death and saw a white cloaked man with purple skin and yellow eyes with a black sclera and saw it take out the soul, yin and yang of Kurama and place it in Tenchi who grimaced in discomfort and saw Minato who looked to be paling by the minute place a hand on his abdomen.
"Shishou Fuuin..." He whispered as a swirling seal appeared on Tenchi's stomach, he then twisted his hand.
"Hakke No Fuuin!" Minato fell on his back feeling the last of his life slip away and smiled at Tenchi who looked saddened.
"Take care of yourself Misaki Tenchi Uzumaki Namikaze Uchiha..." Tenchi saw himself grow shorter and his features match Minato's even his hair matched the fallen Yondaime and gained 3 extended whisker marks on each side of his face and his eyes turned a pale ice blue with a fox slit in the middle and had sharp fangs.
He saw everyone was at the age of 4 meaning kids! but, he felt his body become even more stronger and he still had all his muscle memory and felt information of this dimension download into his brain and felt it was from Kurama and was amazed at this energy chakra and felt his was godly it felt like a mix of his own along with the power of his Juraian heritage and Light Hawk Wings energy topping out at 3 tails.
He mentally contacted Kurama to regulate his chakra to be more controlled so it won't screw up his control and nodded as he felt his control go to High-Anbu and resolved to train in the ninja arts to the fullest when he has time at the estate. "Come out Hokage-san i know you and your ninja are hiding." Tenchi spoke not turning around as group of shinobi wearing ANBU gear appeared next to an old man wearing a black jumpsuit with a samurai helm staring at Tenchi with cautiousness while he just stared back with one of his ice pale blue eyes staring right into their souls.
"Who are you young man?" Sarutobi asked politely and Tenchi just smirked.
"Tenchi Misaki Uzumaki Namikaze Uchiha i am sorry about Minato-san, Kushina-san and little Naruto they shouldn't have died this way but, Minato wanted me to carry on his legacy hence the reason why i gained some of his features as you can see." He indicated to his hair much to their muted shock while the Sandaime looked at Tenchi's group for a few minutes and trembled as he felt the raw power and experience behind those eyes of theirs and felt Tenchi's was the more dangerous one.
"I am glad Minato came up with this but, unfortunately the ungrateful villagers might try to harm you for what Kurama-san did or was forced to do." Tenchi raised an eyebrow wondering when the hell did the villagers suddenly gain the balls to threaten someone who can kill them with just a look but, shook his head.
"Sandaime-sama, no disrespect but, if they try to harm me or my girls i will kill them no mercy added, they think that hiring assassins will keep me from knowing who did it i can read minds without even trying, even if you have mental barriers they will not be able to stop me at all got it." He said in a dangerous tone getting rapid nods as they felt their hearts beating inside their chests.
"Would you and your anbu mind escorting me and the girls to Minato-tou-sans and Kushina-kaa-san's estate sir?" They nodded and started tree hopping away just as Minato's body vanished in a white light.
(Konoha Town Square)
Tenchi kept his eyes forward ignoring every glare thrown his way since he faced more dangerous Killing intent as a child and saw the girls clinging to him with content looks and saw the Sandaime smile fondly at him and the girls and smiled. "So Sandaime-sama how long do you think it will take before these morons, to start a mob?" Ayeka asked boredly getting a snort from Sasami and Kyone who had dark grins on their faces.
The Sandaime just pointed in front of them with a deadpan look and in front of them was a mob with civilians and Konoha-nin which angered the old kage who was about to punish them severely, only for Tenchi to place a hand on his shoulder stopping him shaking his head negatively. 'Let me handle this Sandaime-sama?' He got a nod in return and stood beside Tenchi who walked out and stopped a few feet from the mob who's Killing intent grew seeing the object of their ire in front of them who looked very bored.
"May i ask why you people are blocking our way?" Tenchi questioned only to sidestep a punch and caught a kick from what looked like a Uchiha Chunin Sharingan activated and activated his own except it was in the shape of a three sided scythe overlapped by a pinwheel design glowing in the dark of the night making them gasp in fear.
"I-it's the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan how does the demon have it!" One of the Chunin screeched in terror and accidentally made contact with Tenchi's eyes and screamed before falling to the ground unmoving causing a very quiet creepy silence to cover the whole square. "If you think he's unconscious than you're wrong." His cold, emotionless tone shocked them to the core and saw a cold smirk etched across his face.
"My Mangekyo is on a whole different level than Madara-sama's my Genjutsu kills, harms and is even able to rewrite memories to the point where i can even make the most arrogant person into the ideal person of perfection, meaning i can rewrite the way you live your life with no effort and i have to thank you weaklings for giving me such an extensive Jutsu library along with valuable information, die Amaterasu!" They screamed as the black flames of the Sun Goddess engulfed and incinerated them leaving only multiple scorch marks in view and then the flames fizzled out instantly.
The others looked shocked. 'Such a powerful Katon affinity and the control is so sharp and precise!' Sarutobi thought in awe and appraisal seeing such strength in the Juraian soon to be shinobi and saw his eyes turn back.
"It seem's these idiots were ordered by some of the corrupt civilian council and Uchiha elders to secure a weapon for them to use or somehow kill the demon brat as they call me." Tenchi rolled his eyes at that with the others having twitching eyebrows.
"Hokage-sama are most humans in this village, this close minded?" Ryoko asked the old ninja who smacked his forehead in exasperation.
"I am starting to wonder the same thing Ryoko-chan." He said in a deadpan tone and walked away from the scene as a few ANBU washed it away with Suiton jutsu's and shunshined away to resume their duties.
(Uzumaki Namikaze Estate)
Tenchi looked around the house with the others, while asking the Sandaime about some things and so far was fascinated by the culture of shinobi and sat on Minato and Kushina's bed with the girls beside him with a thoughtful look on his face.
'Should we join as a shinobi and what about the others back home?' He pondered and Kurama spoke up.
"Kit i recommend joining the shinobi academy and try to pass enough to be considered a Elite Chunin at least and you will be able to learn more as you advance in rank oh and also here's a present." Tenchi clutched his head in pain that was numbing as all sorts of knowledge, experience and skills downloaded into his brain and body.
Tenchi blinked as he felt the knowledge of many styles, exercises and training methods in his memory bank and grinned before snapping his fingers and to the girls shock and hidden arousal did 5000 clones pop into existence and turned to Tenchi for orders. "You all know what to do get to it, they will see a shinobi unlike no other even Shodai and Nidai-sama will feel small in comparison to me." He ordered getting nods and teleported using a Katon Shunshin and Tenchi turned to the girls.
"Follow me girls i think its time we introduce this world to the Celestial Shinobi Unit." They cheered and rushed to the training ground with vigor and determination in their eyes even Ayeka and Kyone were pumped up like crazy resolved to become strong for their husband.
(Timeskip - 4 years later)
Tenchi had one thing to say his life was like in comparison to his old life back at home, normal...enough of that Tenchi and the girls worked with the Sandaime, various anbu and jounin alongside Kurama to train in the shinobi arts and Tenchi had the aptitude to learn any stance almost instantly but, he never let this get to his head.
He swore to never fall to the Uchiha side of his family's arrogance and superiority complex he had saw in half of them especially Fugaku's son Sasuke who kept badgering his girls to help repopulate the clan after Itachi massacred the half that were corrupt leaving the good Uchiha's alive and left Sasuke to a life of hate and further deepened his ego as Konoha continued to pamper the weak Uchiha half cousin of Tenchi.
Tenchi had several times been forced to deal with the assassinations from other villages, mobs of civilian and shinobi alike and after entering the academy he had to deal with rambunctious fangirls and arrogant students who each time tried to outdo him and the girls every time out of jealousy and Sakura Haruno a weak civilian girls who wanted to be a shinobi to marry her Sasuke-kun and have his children which disgusted Ryoko and the others since that was an insult to kunoichi's everywhere.
Kiba Inuzaka was the resident horndog, who always smelled like he never bathed at all and was constantly hitting on Hinata and various other girls but, when he saw Ryoko and the girls he tried to act cool and suave but, when Tenchi was hugged by all of them lovingly Kiba was mad as he felt his alpha male status and tried to establish it during every Taijutsu session and spar only for him to get defeated by Tenchi's created style Hakkyou-Ken (open-gate eight-extremities fist) as it was meant for Taijutsu possessing the perfect balance of Offense and Defense and it put his modified Jyuken to shame.
In the ninja arts Tenchi learned he had multiple bloodlines from his Rinnegan to other body, chakra, and elemental based bloodlines making him more powerful each he mastered thanks to his above Kage-level chakra control and manipulation skills he trained every hour of the day to utmost perfection it stunned even his Genjutsu mentor Ira Yakumo.
His other skills were never neglected and he was moving on from the basics to adept and mastery exercises in the shinobi arts but, his girls weren't talented like him but, were almost close. Ayeka and Mihoshi were the Taijutsu, Genjutsu, Kenjutsu and Medical ninjutsu specialists with Anbu level knowledge in Ninjutsu, and Fuuinjutsu along with perfect control and 2 tails of chakra which they continued to increase.
Sasami and Kyone were Close, Mid and Short range fighters and had equal Sannin level knowledge in every area as they each had multiple elements and two or three sub-elements and provided backup and protection for the medics.
Ryoko and him were the heavy hitters and demolition duo being highly skilled in each area to assist either member of their team, Tenchi further developed his Juraian powers with the Light Hawk Wings gaining 9 Hawk Wings as his intense training continued. Kurama continued to train him in his Bijuu Powers and reached the 9 tailed state and mastered it during a battle with his sensei's and clones.
He later gained the ability to use Kurama's full power especially chakra mode and the bijuu forms, the Dragon contract he found suited him for tracking, travel, espionage, demolition and many other things, he also learned Senjutsu from them and the Dragon Fist Taijutsu style which he incorporated with his Tiger and Crane Fist.
He and the girls also went out on missions with anbu squads since they showed the Sandaime their skills and powers convincing him they are prepared and gained more experience and skills under their belt before being promoted to the first Elite Chunin squad ever in Konoha.
Right now Tenchi finds himself in a hard place. He and the girls came to class today after a long training session, only for Sakura to pester his girls while trying to seduce him under orders from her Sasuke-kun to get his techniques, pfft fat chance of that happening.
He stands at 5'3 wearing black pants, black shinobi sandals with dark blue medical tape around his shins and ankles, dark blue sleeveless turtleneck and wears black opera length gloves with red and black belt straps down the arms and had a blood-red katana and Tenchi-ken strapped to his waist and had a very muscular body and a 6 pack set of abs and strong ice pale blue eyes with a wolf slit that seemed to be able to see through all and had part of his long flowing waist length hair tied into a ponytail and had narrower features making him look more handsome and hot to the girls.
"Haruno-san go away." Ayeka said coldly showing her Ice Queen persona and it infuriated Sakura who thought her charms would mnake Tenchi swoon at her and did not see he was asleep.
"I do not even know why Tenchi-kun would want to be around you girls!" She insulted in her shrill voice making Tenchi twitch in his sleep and groan getting everyone's attention and saw him wake up and to no surprise did the girls blush at his looks.
"Who the hell was screeching next to my ear when i was trying to sleep!" Tenchi growled and saw even Shikamaru was annoyed by being woke up from his nap, he was quite the best friend of Choji Akiimichi and Shikamaru Nara since both were both kind and cool plus he needs guy friends simple as that.
"Sakura-san did it." Hinata said dryly he had met Hinata before and she was a stuttering mess not able to talk to someone without fainting and Hiashi who trained him in the Gentle Fist Palm style allowed him to help Hinata gain confidence and after 3 weeks the shy mouse was transformed into a fierce tigress that Hanabi was awed especially Neji and secretly removed the Caged Bird Seal from the branch members under Hiashi's orders gaining support from him and the side branch side and became a brother figure to Hinata, Hanabi and Neji.
Tenchi groaned and laid his head back down. "Go away i'm trying to sleep." He shooed her away.
"But, Tenchi-kun would you like to have lunch with the girls and me?" She whined and he felt nothing negative for her except desperation and loneliness and need for a friend.
"I'm sorry Sakura but, i have a training session scheduled for today maybe next time." He smiled poking her forehead playfully causing her to blush and sit back down only to whimper from the KI shot at her by Sasuke who was boiling in rage and hate at seeing how similar Tenchi and Itachi are and jumped up.
"Fight me now Tenchi!" Sasuke demanded flaring his KI causing the girls to whimper in fear and the guys to get nervous except for Tenchi and his extended family and friends,Tenchi flared his own aura that overpowered Sasuke's instantly and the girls who were whimpering felt safe and comforted while Sasuke and Kiba had grimaces of disgust and that made Tenchi narrow his eyes since only those who are evil react like that.
"That answer for the hundreth time is no Sasuke-itoko you are not ready to spar with me." Tenchi smiled in amusement pissing Sasuke off and drew a sharp kunai causing everyone except Tenchi to tense.
Tenchi just smirked sadistically and it made the girls loins wetten. "You call that a sword why don't i introduce you to my mother's blade Aka Arashi (Crimson Storm)." He unsheathed the katana slowly as a blood red blade was revealed with a black four pointed star cross guard and a red hilt but, the scary thing about it was the bloodlust it emitted and it shook Sasuke who still looked arrogant and cocky.
"Fight me or are you scared Tenchi-baka!" He sneered mockingly making several girls shiver as their image of Sasuke continued to change and Sakura looked conflicted she looked at Sasuke than at Tenchi staring each other down.
"Let's take this outside since you are scaring the girls." He said coldly and emotionless phasing through the wall planning on disciplining his arrogant bastard cousin.
(Academy Sparring Grounds)
Tenchi and Sasuke stood in the ring faces 4 feet away from each other and Iruka cleared his throat. "You know the rules no usage of chakra, Taijutsu and weaponry only." He explained and Tenchi's smirk grew into a very extremely evil one and reached behind him channeling chakra to a seal on his back and to their shock did the Gunbai of Madara Uchiha pop into existence except it was colored white with a three tomoe marking on the top.
Tenchi slammed it into the ground sticking it there and dropped into his Hakkyou-ken Taijutsu and slammed his feet into the ground only lightly causing the ground to shake a bit from the force behind it. "Come!" Sasuke charged fist raised back unaware of the other shinobi passing by watching the match.
Tenchi dodged a kick, he moved forward one step attacking with a low elbow strike to the stomach sending Sasuke back some and blocked a barrage of helicopter kicks before catching the last one and slammed his foot at Sasuke's stomach only to miss by a mere fraction causing a hole to burst open in the ground.
He shook his head. "Cousin you truly are an idiot the Uchiha Interceptor style is useless unless you have the Sharingan which you do not have yet." Sasuke got mad at this and attacked more sloppily which Tenchi saw clear as day and was dancing around him like it was sport.
"You know..." Tenchi began jumping over a sweeping kick flipping through the air. "I don't know what Sakura-san see's in you..." He said dryly with closed eyes grabbing a fist twisting it and judo flipped him over his back and smashed a fist into his face causing a bruise to appear.
( Dubstep - Still Alive)
Tenchi blocked a low groin punch with his foot with narrowed eyes holding disgust and contempt for his cousins actions. "Are you that desperate to win a simple spar." He attacked faster and harder launching devastating punches to his stomach, arms, lungs and hips.
"Damn you bastard!" Sasuke shouted in rage and took out two kunai and attacked with the intent to kill only to see Tenchi dodging and blocking with his gloves and every time he dodged he always had a counter Sasuke's Taijutsu style and movements and it was shocking the crowd immensely at his skill.
"Tenchi-kun is showing the brat how it's done isn't he?" Washu grinned wearing a red kimonotop and black anbu pants and sandals under and the girls nodded.
"Tenchi-kun doesn't look like he's trying at all?" Mihoshi inquired with a ditsy look that made Ayeka and Ryoko deadpan at her.
'No shit ditsy blonde!' Both thought as they watched their husband demolish his weak Uchiha cousin.
Sakura looked very conflicted she felt herself cheering for Sasuke except it felt so wrong it was driving her crazy and promptly fainted getting concerned looks from the others who took her to the infirmary.
Tenchi jumped back near his Gunbai and lifted it from the ground and brought out Aka Arashi in his other hand and engaged in a Kenjutsu-Bukijutsu battle which he was easily winning. Sasuke ducked under a fast swing and sent a outward cross slash which Tenchi sidestepped and smacked him hard cracking the bones in his arm numbing it so much he dropped the kunai but, continued fighting with only 1 arm and his two legs.
Sasuke suddenly stabbed Tenchi through the stomach with a mad grin only for it to fall as he fell through his cousin and before he could regain his bearings he froze still as a very sharp blade was pressed against his neck. "Yield." Spoke Tenchi in a cold monotone and Sasuke nodded obediently.
"SHOUSHA! Tenchi Misaki Uzumaki Namikaze Uchiha!" Everyone except certain people stood still in shock as they stared at a smirking Tenchi who raised an eyebrow.
Shikamaru just grinned lazily. "Troublesome..."
Yes, Troublesome indeed.
There's the first chapter of Jurai Shinobi, this is my first Naruto x Tenchi Muyo fic hope you readers out there like it.
Now you want to know why the updates are being put on hold is because i have several other fic requests and i always want to try new things so don't flame me because i am delaying them jeez if you don't wanna read my fics then don't PM me with such useless questions.
Now for the reason why there wasn't much Sakura bashing in this chapter is because i want to show the indecisive side coming from Inner Sakura and as the story go's on, Sakura will come to realize Sasuke is a heartless asshole and will distance herself from him which i would congratulate her for.
Tenchi's Juraian powers are still developing since he re-gressed in age and i will show other ways the Light Hawk Wings could be used.
The Hakkyou-ken style came from DOA 5's Akira Yuki and you gotta admit that is a very powerful style in the hands of a shinobi and there will be showing of other various styles known in the universe.
A/N: If you wish to make any godlike Naruto bloodline fic requests PM me and i will do it when i have time.
The next fic i will be doing is a Naruto x Dead Island crossover and it will include both part 1 and Riptide so get ready for some apocalypse zombie killing!
A/N: Don't PM me about the updates they will be done when i have time!