It was a cool and starry night in Station Square. The stars twinkled and the entire town was silent. The streets were empty, no sign of any life. All except for one lone Mobian. The Mobian, blue furred with emerald covered eyes, stood atop a flagpole, watching over the silent city.

"Boy, I wonder how I got up here," Sonic said to himself, laughing. He continued to laugh, but his body froze as he heard the sound of a young boy with a feminine voice.

"Oh Sonic, there you are!" Silver exclaimed, flying in the air as his quills flowed in the wind, like a Japanese school girl's skirt as she's running late to school while munching on a piece of toast. In this case, it was a maid outfit… Like a sexual roleplay gone to hell because Silver takes special care of cleaning up wet dreams. It was even super tight like holy shit, I fuck you not, only Silver the fucking Hedgehog could pull it off.

A sudden draft blew up Silver's skirt, revealing tight stockings and a pair of Sonic themed panties, stolen from Amy because her ass had grown in size from keeping her " hammer" straight up her asshole.

"Silver what the fuck are you doing, I thought Shadow obliterated your anus and you had to stay in the hospital because it became a black hole," Sonic said, his facial expression resembling a perverted and old Japanese man from every comedic anime.

Silver did his best Marilyn Monroe impression and covered up his panties that hid his permanent erection due to getting a tattoo on the side of his penis that read "I love the black meat". "Sonic-chan-sama-senpai, I was looking everywhere for you," Silver gasped, rainbows and glitter jizz shooting out of his ass out of love and passion.

Sonic scratched his balls, wearing a pair of Chris's briefs since Station Square adapted an 18+ rating. "Oh isn't that fan-fucking-tastic," he yawned, stretching his body as he cartwheeled then fell off the building, landing in the ocean. He choked, like when Tails forcefully makes him deepthroat his penis during their wild sex adventures.

"Sonic, where are you going?" Silver asked, leaping down and landing on Sonic's massive ass.

Sonic managed to surface, the wet briefs riding up his ass crack and cock as he gave Silver dollar-sign eyes. "I can not answer, for I am ded," he said, imitating Morgan Freeman before a whale came and swallowed him up, briefs and all.

Epilouge:

"THIS AIN'T A SCENE, IT'S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE!" Tails exclaimed, flying in at high speeds and shoving his face into Rouge's boobies.

~Fin~

AN: Okay, I'm sure by now you've pretty much noticed this is a joke. My boyfriend and I wrote this when it was getting lste and we were both buzzed on sugar. We thought this was the funniest shit ever... To be honest it still is to us.

Anyway, this should be, IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER, taken seriously. Hope you guys had a few good laughs out of this :D