A/N: This song parody's been creeping around my mind for a while, so I just felt I had to get it out.
I saw her selling spider treats
Had no cash for her wares
So I walked along, but suddenly I couldn't move
Then I knew (I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew)
She was trying to trap me (trap me, trap me, is she really trying to trap me?)
Spiders in her hair (in her hair)
Spiders everywhere (oh...)
Who is this spider girl?
Well, I don't know just why she wants me in a pie
Who is this spider girl?
She seemed so sweet and kind, but now I'm in a bind
In a bind...
I knew I had to quickly think (think fast, think fast)
She threw her treats at me (croissants and donuts, too)
She smirked at me, and that's when she summoned her pet
And I knew (I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew)
Things would soon get snappy (snappy, snappy, things were getting very snappy)
Spiders in her hair (in her hair)
Spiders everywhere (oh...)
Who is this spider girl?
I really don't know why she wants to see me die
Who is this spider girl?
She seemed so sweet and kind, but now I'm in a bind
In a bind...
Suddenly her onslaught stopped (stopped the fight)
I turned around and she was nice (she's sparing me)
All with the help of one little spider with a note
And I knew (I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew)
She was finally happy (happy, happy, she was finally very happy)
Spiders in her hair (in her hair)
Spiders everywhere (oh...)
I love the spider girl
She was a threat to me, now she's a friend to me
I love the spider girl
I'll send some cash her way when I get rich someday
Rich someday... (rich someday, I'll get rich, help her out someday...)
I love the spider girl...