A/N: Just some fun that popped into my head while thinking about Christmas shopping. Reviews are wonderful and reviews with story suggestions are like the tinsel I use to hold my favourite boys hostage under the mistletoe :)

Deck the halls with gasoline

Gabriel skipped down the hallway, splashing the walls and floor as he went.

Light a match and watch it gleam

He turned around to admire his handiwork, sure that he'd soaked enough of the building to create a truly spectacular bonfire.

Now the school is burnt to ashes

Gabriel stood outside the old schoolhouse, sucking a lollipop and admiring his handiwork.
"Damnit Gabriel, what did you do?" Dean was suddenly standing behind him staring at what used to be a haunted 1800s school.
"I'm indulging in Christmas tradition. You people still build Yule bonfires, right?" Gabriel smirked at the two hunters and their pet angel as they all watched the building burn down.
"I'm not sure you understand the tradition, brother." Castiel stated.
"Oh well, there's always next year." Gabriel conjured up some camping chairs and gestured for everyone to sit down.

"Marshmallow?"

Aren't you glad you played with matches.