Author's Note: I don't even know where this came from! Hahaha! Hope you guys enjoy!
If you like Kancolle please read it. Its title is Things involving ship girls that are no longer allowed. It is being run by CV12Hornet.
Disclaimer: Everything was thought out by dwennon, none of the idea came from me, I only changed it from Kantai to Blazblue. Blazblue belongs to their respective owners.
Rebel 1 - Noel, you are not allowed to steal my weapon and used it as a back scratcher! I retract my earlier statement; no one or anyone is/are allowed to steal my weapon. - Mai
"Noel!" Mai shouted, running to her blonde hair friend, holding a very long, and a very red lance that looks like a certain Blue tights Irish dude's weapon. "Mai!" Noel exclaimed with a wave.
"What are you doing to my weapon?" she asked incredulously, "I'm using it as a back scratcher!" Mai felt a vein pop on her head. "A back scratcher?!"
"Back scratcher!" Noel repeated with a dazzling smile. "How did you even get it? It's in a different plain!" Mai said pinching the bridge of her nose.
"I dunno either!"
"You don't know!"
"Yeah!" she said with a nod, "Okay, okay can I have it back?" Noel frowns and hugs the weapon tighter. "No! My back is still itchy!"
"Have Makoto or Tsubaki scratch it." Mai stated hands outstretched, "Please?" she pouted, and then came the dreaded puppy eyes. Mai's resolve crumpled like a foil, it disappeared faster than Kagura chasing after big breasted girls. "Fine, but I want it back; I need to stab Relius with it."
Noel nods her nuclear bright like smile back. "You're too cute," Mai said with a sigh.
-Next day-
"Relius! Prepare to meet your maker!" Mai shouted, staring at the psycho in front of her. She opens her palm, willed her weapon to appear on her hand, but nothing happened. "Eh?" was Mai's genius words. She concentrates harder, but nothing was coming. "The hell!"
Relius smirked and with a flick of his finger Mai was chained to a cross shaped table. "Motherf*cker!"
-Somewhere-
"Hey! The kebabs are done!" Amane said with a smile, a red lance on his hand that was being used to skewer vegetables and meats. "I want seconds!" Kagura yelled from his spot, he was between Bang and Bullet, a campfire in the front. "Got it! More Kebab coming right up!"
End Note: Thank you for reading! Please Like, Fave, Flame or Review. I will be waiting for your Rebels! Please leave your Rebel or suggestion on the review or PM them to me, this will be running along with my Fire Emblem one! Bye!